Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a grey day in Harwich today. We were stuck at home waiting for a delivery...guess what? - No show! Grrrr!

The funny reservoir is rather low, maybe I'm having a sense of humour seizure!

This is great! Thanks Geoff!

They were'nt expecting that!

Starwars Trilogy in Lego!

Adaptability

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Clever, but I bet it's smelly in there!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggghhhhhhh!!!

Meet the vertigo mat!

She has a great asset - guitar playing of course

Look at meeeee!

Contents of one drop of seawater - allegedly

Metamorphosis?

McKevitt is my kind of guy!

We did something like this with our water feature - purely by accident of course

Very inappropriate replacement - funny though!

Yes - be tits together!

Sorry no jokes tonight so here are a couple of animations...

Phenomenon!

Oh! one just flooded in - Lithuanian joke.....

Bill Gates has promised to pay half of the US public debt, with the condition that the United States will be renamed MS. USA. 

Thanks Rita (Lt)

The Wonderful place we call home!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Early rain or thunderstorms will gradually ease to leave a cloudy, dull morning. Brighter conditions should begin to develop by mid-afternoon and it will feel warm and humid in any late spells of sunshine. Light winds. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 60 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm | Lightning Risk: Moderate | Sunrise: 4.53 am Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy busy day, helping friend in Colchester, back home for tea, and my normal funny hunt...

He's cool - he's pallet on the tramlines man!

More weirdness - memory metal

Leaked footage from the next Starwars movie - or is it?

Harvest fun!

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Our son's hamster's name is Steve -

Maybe this is him...

Think about it.....

Brighten my day!

Not sure but is it raining in there?

Nothing to say here!

Thanks Derek!

Good idea!

Press one! Yikes!

If they got rid of all the idiots......etc

Bill's Joke

Thanks Bill!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves

I was here....but it was 50 years ago! It was much the same then!

Thanks Bill!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Further outbreaks of showery rain to start the day, still the odd heavier burst possible. Brighter skies arrive from the South and East during the afternoon. Less windy than of late. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 80 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Lightning Risk: Moderate | Sunrise: 4.52 am Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, A mixture of sunshine and showers today, but warm. Quite busy with computers, but time enough to try to amuse you all with a bit more cynicsm and wit!...

How about having your hair parted by an F16?

Lumberjack rescues bear - extraordinary!

More siliness with water and a speaker

Gym breakdancer!

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How to disguise your zone of shame!

One of those moment in time pictures!

When the Monsoon arrives one has to improvise!

I should think not!

Tee Hee!

I am trying to get my head round this...

Wild bus drinks at the steam

Chance of a lifetime!

Long wait ahead!

Thanks Robert (F)

Who says that seniors don't wear stylish clothes!

Thanks Bill!

Jokes

Derek's Joke

Bill's Joke 1

Bill's Joke 2

Thanks chaps!

The Pizza man cometh!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Some early brightness likely before increasing cloud heralds the arrival of a spell of showery rain from the East. It will also become rather windy for the time of year. Cooler. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 70 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-3 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 4.51 am Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, They said it would rain, it didn't. Walking along Dovercourt promenade, the air was warm the sea was calm, that's why we love living here!

Now for Funny stuff...

A meaningful conversation!

Take one Ukelele - one genius, and you have a band!

This is both scary and unleasant...a machine that eats trees!

And while we're on the subject of trees...

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Maybe there's a rip in the Matrix!

This is evil...

I thought that I had seen everything!

Impending...

Hmmm! - tempting!

We've all been here!

Like an everythin!

Yet more people of Walmart

Nothing changes even from classical times!

Help?

Derek's Joke

Thanks matey!

From way back - so bad it's good!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A largely dry and bright start to the day with sunny spells. Scattered showers are likely to develop by the afternoon, these perhaps heavy at times with the odd rumble of thunder. Maximum temperature 22 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm | Lightning Risk: Moderate | Sunrise: 4.50 am Pollen and Spore Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

PS Thanks to you we just achieved 81,000 hits!

Cheers!

Richard.