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Wednesday, 16 September 2015

Wednesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends,  Wet wet wet! We are supposed to be the driest region in England........not today! Never mind, being confined to the study, time to delve into the dark side to find more funny stuff which I hope will entertain!





Humpback breaches on top of canoists! They were OK fortunately










On a similar vein.....


Thanks Klaus!






Gallery





Here comes trouble!

Thanks Mags!






Ooooh! Chubby girls doing Yoga - what's not to like!





Dear Rev. - It really does pay to proof read!!!






Something new!





At college they call him Supreme Leader!





BIG trouble in 3-2 -






Sniff......I guess elbow will come into sharp contact with foot any minute now!






The Boyfriend asked her for a sexy picture.................."OK" she said  :-)






Didn't we all?

Thanks Robert!





Two positives do make a negative - Yeah Right!

Thanks Robert - again!






No Nicking - right?






Somewhat de-humanising - but an idea......






After a very large hit of crystal meth Thomas looks pooped!





Granny's attempt to depict her Facebook page!





Pug is displeased at the size of your Courgette!








Thanks Chaps!






That'll teach him to misuse a Disabled parking bay!

Thanks Klaus yet again! - Genau!








Harwich Weather for Thursday!







Rather cloudy and windy at first with perhaps some rain, but sunny spells developing through the morning with a few showers likely during the afternoon. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 60 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-3 mm
Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate)
Thanks Essexweather.com





Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday, 15 September 2015

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Another day, wet here again, a few sunny intervals which allowed us to shop, then down it came again! Now I feel the need to try and entertain you yet again with more pictorial fun...




A collection of mechanical Whoopses


Thanks Shlomo!








Is that Bob Marley I hear???







Gallery





The Times they are a changin'!





Got to love the Mexican Desert





Found in their new cellar





Yes there is a likeness to Stan and Ollie!

Thanks Klaus!





I don't often do this - but this is one of mine
Seen in Brighton






The friend who was helping her unpack in her new home suddenly screamed "I can't
touch that" and ran out! - It's a kitchen roll holder!!!





I sense an anomaly here!





He helped his Ex move out..........





Grandma knitted a sombrero for the hamster





Oh! China - more Engrish!





My new car being delivered...............yes but what the heck is it???





I don't think that this is a Wedding Cake???





Heavy lift?

Thanks Mags!




Only in Walmart could you possibly see this!!!









Thanks Derek!








This is one of those infuriating machines that you just can't stop watching!


I can't remember who sent this - but thanks anyway!








Harwich Weather for Wednesday





Sorry - I lie - it should be rain! O.G.

Perhaps dry at first, but cloud continuing to thicken with outbreaks of heavy rain spreading in from the South. Some brighter spells developing later, but also scattered heavy showers. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 9-16 mm
Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 2 (Low)
Thanks Essexweather.com



Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!


Richard.

Monday, 14 September 2015

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We are back from our visit to Bournemouth, where we had a great time! While we were away, thanks to you we passed 144,000 hits on our site!
This issue may be a bit muddled as I am doing it in haste, for which apologies, all will be back to normal tomorrow.....






Here you don't need to go fishin to go fishin!

Thanks Klaus!





Snack anyone?



Thanks Klaus Nochmals!




Gallery




Seen outside a US hospital






Submissive cop!





Real Woman!





Oh! There is one!





Moment frozen perfectly in time
as his siter fell out of the hammock!





A Lego spaceman floating weightless photo by a real spaceman on the ISS





This may well be the story of my life!





Seen in a German toilet....





Too many guns in the US, they are even making glasses with embedded bullets!





Not going at all well!





How about a Work of art cycle?





Middle class rebellion!





He works in a porn shop and reckons this is his best window display ever!





The kids found a dinosaur in the forest





His Mum is something else!









Thanks Chaps!







Another Child Prodigy


Thanks Klaus!








Harwich Weather for Tuesday





The strong winds and rain clear by mid-morning then it brightens up with some sunshine. Winds ease further during the afternoon to leave a pleasant end to the day. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 70 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-3 mm
Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate)
Thanks Essexweather.com
 




Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.








Friday, 4 September 2015

Weekend Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, First, thanks to you we just passed 143,000 hits on the blog! Second, no more funnies for the moment, we are taking a short break. Hopefully we shall be firing on all cylinders, on or around the 14th....






Dogs and Farts...











Outside the Mall...........Wooooooooooh!


Thanks Martin!






Gallery





Confused???






Japanese straw tyrannosaurus - nuff said!





Pygmy hamster - online!





Not very well Photoshopped, but ........I'm sure the Pope would smile!





Adam speaks on "Last Leg"






Introduction - read the footnote!





Only in China - Engrish






He's enjoying it - even if she isn't!





Wifey's watching you!









If I was a cynic - I would say that this is somewhat pointless!










Welpen - Attacke
(Puppy Attack)


Thanks Klaus!






Geoff's Joke
Thanks Geoff!








Harwich Weather for Saturday








After a cloudy start with patchy light rain, it should turn brighter. Sunny spells developing through the day, the best of these likely later. Winds light North-Westerly, but feeling rather cool once again. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius.
Chance of Rain: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm
Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate)
 Thanks Essexweather.com







Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.