Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Wet and windy here today, i had a couple of small jobs out, Herself to Health Centre and Hairdo. Meanwhile I have been scrapping around for new material - just for you!

How not to rob a bank!

Thanks Gloria!







This is a bit long, but my sort of humour!

Thanks Klaus!








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The reaction of a baby Gorilla and a baby Human to a cold stethoscope!

Points to you Biology Textbook!

That moment when you realise that you are now the middle child

I like that salad!

Thanks Derek!

For all you plane spotters out there you will appreciate this fantastic picture of a 

Boing C-17 Globemaster coming in to land!

Now before you all get shocked...He came down in the middle 

of the night to get a drink - and dropped it!

Another really useful fact!

We know someone like this!

Thanks Martin!

She had just qualified as a Policewoman, and her sister sent these round!

Friends

Sh*t Happens!

Thanks Robert!

What a good idea, but I am afraid that the Numpties will just chuck things 

down where they don't belong!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Not new, but wonderful - Stairway to Heaven

This folks is Oriental Humour!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

It will be another windy day and often cloudy. Remaining mild though with some bright spells during the afternoon. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for calling by! Cheers! Richard.

 

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a quiet day here today, we had to do a bit of shopping for food, and I am setting up an new TV Box (microcomputer), - loads of tweaking that took the rest of the day! Now yet again I will strive to amuse you!

Although Guy Fawkes night on the 5th - it's still going on in Glasgow!

Thanks Susi!







Not what you expect!

Thanks Susi again!





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Voluptuous Iceberg!

A few of you may identify with this!

One thing to say - Hypocrites!

Things are getting tense in the multi - occupied student flat!

There are many kinds of stupid - this is dangerously stupid!

(It isn't a milk jug dearie!)

Yes I definitely concur with that sentiment!

No Thanks!

Thanks Robert!

Boom Boom!

Thanks Susi!






JOKES
Thanks Chaps!





It's only an ad............but Thrilling!!!

Harwich Weather for Monday

It will be another mild and mainly dry day with bright or sunny spells at times. Winds will strengthen through the morning, remaining brisk throughout the afternoon and evening. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your loyal support as always!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Thanks to you we just passed 153,000 hits on the blog! Today was again moist in Little Old Harwich - but that makes England green! I hope that your Weekend is going well, It's noisy here - loads of Firework parties!

This retired guy sits around the house all day doing nothing.

Wife says, “You could do something useful like vacuum the house once a week?”

The guy gives it a moment’s thought, then says, “Sure why not, show me the vacuum cleaner.”

Half an hour later the guy comes into the kitchen to get some coffee.

Wife says, “I didn’t hear the vacuum cleaner work. I thought you were using it?”

The exasperated man replies, “The bloody thing is broken. It won’t start.  We’ve got to buy a new one.”

“Really?” she says, “Show me because it worked fine the last time I used it.”

So he did……….

Thanks John!










This makes me feel quite ill!

Thanks Jamie





The Cousins need to be taught these things!

Tee Hee!

Yes! You do have to be very careful where you leave the Superglue!

Tough Policeman

Agressive way to sell backpacks!

Clever Travel Ad!

Having been married into a German Family for 47 years - I still don't get this stuff!

Canada Fair!

You have to be a Trekkie to get this!

You Bl**dy do as you are told!

It's Autumn and most of the leaves are down - 

this exception seems to be due to the warmth from the streetlight!

This appears to be a wonderful invention!

However I read a few diving experts' comments

and seems less believeable!

Answer it then!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

A little piece of Oriental silliness!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Mainly dry with some early brightness in places. Cloud will quickly thicken and winds strengthen, perhaps with some brief spells of drizzle in places. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another showery day here, and more forecast in the outlook period. So hoping that your weekend will be a good one, and to start it off,

more fun stuff from "The Dark Side"

A young David Mitchell (City boy) explains farming - Bad Language

Thanks Derek!





The Great Billy C in full flight!

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A clever little bit of Graffitti

The Story of My Life!!!

Adopted!

Even with civil war going on the Ukrainians keep their sense of humour!

I find this strangely disturbing!

Little wonder the Cousins have obesity problems!

Cardboard cut out frightener!

Remember "Outnumbered" - a clever TV show where much of the kid's

dialogue was unscripted

A very grumpy needlewoman!

Spotted inside a hoody - quite philosophical!

A Luxury Hotel Bedroom? - No it's the inside of an acoustic guitar!

Sad Sign...

Must be painful (Under the Circumstances) !!!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Cloud and rain quickly spreading to all parts through the morning, heavy at times. The rain will become lighter and more patchy by the early afternoon. Very mild once again. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 3-7 mm Severe Weather Risk: Low Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.