Dear Family and Friends, We are publishing early as I am out with the boys tonight. Hope there's something to your liking! Enjoy!

His wife offered him sex every day if the antelope escaped from the cheetah

Thanks Gloria!







The Driving test

Thanks again Gloria!









They're cleaning up Sydney!

The ladies went to dinner with........a Pirate!
(Geoff especially for you!)

Hoping Granny puts down an S !

Wrong place wrong time!

Now that's really mean!

The Janitor is not best pleased!

A "Ta Da" moment for the high jump champion!

It says "Burning Fat"!

Thanks Klaus!






It says, At the job interview they asked "What is your special Talent?"

Barak hits Havana!

Oh dear! The thaw has set in!

His stream - is upstream!

Sexy Babe!

Thanks Robert!






The Meerkats commune with his "Satanic Majesty"

That's new - a Barfing sink!

Fred's a cool guy!

Give me a headline! - Any headline!!!

His Hello Kitty face switch was really sinister!

The border between USA and Canada (Facing East)

In Israel it is the festival of Purim, when everyone dresses up and has a big party

Jokes
Thanks Chaps!






Harwich Weather for Thursday

A dry and sunny start, however cloud amounts increasing with outbreaks of moderate rain arriving during the evening and overnight into Friday. South Westerly winds 12mph, gusting 22mph  Min 6c  Max 11c Chance of rain 40%  1mm

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I hope that you are all OK! Tonight I seem to have quite a lot of clips and not many pictures so for a change we will have an "All clips Night" Enjoy! Oh! And they will take a while to load...

One of my all time favourites from "Life of Brian"

Remember Dave Allen? He was top of the bill 30 years ago!

Animals in one line!

Thanks Mo!






Japanese Fun!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

The high pressure which has given us the dry and settled conditions over recent weeks will slowly edge away. Still a fair amount of sunshine and feeling mild. South Westerly winds 7mph, gusting 10mph  Min 3c  Max  12c   Chance of rain 15%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another quiet day in Harwich, which gave me the opportunity to do some ferreting around for more stock in my Funny department. Here is a selection.....

Sometimes in the Gym, it takes a while to get used to the equipment

A case of Karma!

For my daughter - in - law - she will love this!

His kids use his car like this!









Many of a certain age will know....

Keep Back! Keep Back!

This will not end well!

We've all been here at some time!

Beware Power Rangers - she's on her way!

That's modern times for you!

Oh! to be young and inventive!

Good riposte Ottawa!

If pigeons had eyes at the front like us - they would look like this!

Turkeys on the spit!

Thanks Klaus!






They travelled to Monument Valley to admire the view!

The Guerrilla Crochet Gang strikes again

Billy Boy has a "Ta Da" moment - the Pres face palms!

Good neighbours!

We've all been here chaps - "Put it in the basket" through clenched teeth!

Arthur's Joke
Thanks Arthur!








The Beeb are very good at advertising themselves, here's one of their better efforts!

An Awwww! moment under the sea!

Thanks Klaus!







Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Another dry and bright day with frequent intervals of sunshine and temperatures near the average for the time of year. North Westerly winds 6mph, gusting 10mph  Min 1c  Max 12c  Chance of rain 10%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a lazy day today, trying to recuperate my back. So now perched cautiously on the edge of the chair I will attempt once again to entertain!

Some of you will be old enough to remember Morecambe and Wise, they were the best!

Thanks Maureen!







This is very non PC - but I think hilarious!

Thanks Musa!









Believe it or not there's a pig hiding in this picture!

US Firefighters help fight a fire "Over the border" - the start of Trump's fence???

He found this little chap in his seafood salad!

Unusual Occupations

He pushed his head into the snow - the effect is startling!

The Binman didn't have the heart to drop him into the compactor!

Trust your Government? - Ha!

When you buy a dog - be sure to read the assembly instructions first!

The single Mum's babysitter let her down and she was forced to bring baby to the lecture. She became restless so the prof did this for the whole lesson!

The myth unravels!

Only in South Africa!

Hysterical Moccasins

This was done by careful placement of the lightest leaves!

JOKES
Thanks chaps!







Insane Bicycle!

Thanks Matt!






Laugh and the World laughs with you!

Thanks Mo!





Harwich Weather for Monday

Much brighter with plenty of sunshine throughout the day and feeling milder. North Westerly winds 12mph, gusting 18mph  Min 3c  Max 12c Chance of rain 10%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.