Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, To all our friends and followers throughout the World we wish you a very Happy Easter!

If you don't do Easter, well never mind, I'm sure you have an equivalent festival either earlier of later. Now for a bit more pictorial and video fun!

I am wondering how many takes?

Thanks Susi!





Kamikazi Hamster!

Thanks Mags!








As you have time on your hands - there are extra pictures!








Photobombed by stranded whale!

Yes! The idiot can't work it out!

Another idiot!

Ok! OK! It's her arm right?

Airforce One returns from the historic visit to Havana!

Not what you think! - Not a Bear but a German shepherd/ Akita/ Corgi cross
very cute though!

Freudian (intentional) slip!

Thanks Jamie!






The IT rescue team!

If I was in A & E I would stand him in the corner and make him wait till they melted!!!

 Thanks Susi and Mags!






Here Here!

Ooooooh!

From the signs I guess it's a Marina, but what's going on - no idea!

I decided this is a Transexual Centaur

I'm not sure whether this selfie is advertising!

Kaboom! - Although I understand they are designed to withstand this

Bit harsh!

Words of wisdom from Igor!

 Thanks again Susi!







I wonder how log it will be before he notices.....

He has his priorities right! - Cars - what cars?

That look says it all!

Not very often can you say "That wave was so big it knocked my knickers off"!

I don't think she knows - or cares!

Not sure what's going on at the yoga class !

JOKE






Hey Guys! Here come the Ladies!

Thanks Rita!

They thought at first it was an old tyre! - It is a relative of the Portuguese Man o' War
nasty!

Harwich Weather for Easter Sunday

Sunshine and showers, these perhaps heavy and thundery at times. South Westerly winds 22mph, gusting 37mph Min 6c  Max 11c chance of rain 50% rainfall 4mm

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies on Good Friday

Dear Family and Friends, We are having holidays in UK, today through until Monday night. I will try to keep you up to speed with funny stuff, but there's quite a lot going on, so it's possible I might miss the odd day. Anyway I will do my best - just for you!

How was your day the wife said, not bad he said - I changed a lightbulb
If you suffer from vertigo look the other way!

Thanks Bill!











It's impossible to guess what is in store for us with computers. This is a crude demonstration, of what may be coming in the future - 3d computing!

Backpack is not best pleased!

He was chopping logs, dog wanted to stay very close - so they resolved the problem!

Morning blessing!

Thanks Jamie or Craig!






Submarine is so happy!

We must not move until small human wakes up!

Even the thought of it!!!

Thanks Derek!






Clever sounding responses

I think I can see how he managed to buy a Ferrari !!!

The Old Gods have their say!

Mexican Toilet paper!

 ThanksDerek - and John!






Pretending!

 Thanks Robert!






Sign of the time!

 Thanks again Robert!






This Charity shop had so many "50 Shades of Grey" they built a fort with them!

After a year they managed to fill the window!

JOKES
Thanks Chaps!








How to make quicksand!

Baby Elephant throws a tantrum!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Largely cloudy with rain becoming more widespread and persistent through the afternoon and evening. Gale force gusts possible. Southerly winds 22mph, gusting 46mph  Min 6c  Max 12c  Chance of rain 50% rainfall 4mm

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy people today, shopping in the morning, and fighting computers PM. Now relaxing in front of the screen, it's time to go foraging for more pictorial fun - just for you!

The Quebecois are at it again - this a classic!

Thanks Klaus!






Fancy a back massage?

Thanks Klaus again!







This Russian girl is about to be stung!

The Czarist Russian Army had railway cycles!

This is novel - a mouse connected to a phone!

Is that Gollum in your aquarium?

Nice skirt you were almost wearing!

It's Frothy Man!

In the best possible taste!!!

How about this for improvisation?
Beer can selfie stick!

Don't think this to be a coincidence!
Water, Fire, Earth, Wind

The need to know

Thanks Derek!







This is why they wear plastic hats all the time!

Spare a thought for the fans!

Just a snail eating a blade of grass!

He made his girl some cheese cakes - she is eating them -
one bite at a time - Ahhhhhhh!

That James - the Photoshop man is back with more gems!

This believe it or not is David Letterman!

Here's a good idea!

 Thanks Martin!







Sh*tty - but at least they're honest!

This is the Maren Maersk - at 194,849 tons, one of the biggest in the world
Visited Felixstowe and for the first time, and
 all 10 of the biggest cranes worked on her at the same time!

Thanks Pete!

Meanwhile in Yellowstone - something stirs in the hay!

Harwich Weather for Good Friday

Overnight showery rain should have cleared by dawn to leave a generally dry and bright day. South Westerly winds 12mph, gusting 18mph  Min 7c  Max 13c  Chance of rain 15% Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.