Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, This morning, we visited Thorpe-le-Soken, Frinton, and the boat. Happily we arrived home before the rain started.

Now yet again, I will do my best (Old Boy Scout!), to come up with some new funny stuff - just for you!

Meet the snake's head catarpillar

Things Harwich people get up to!

He called AAA as he had locked his keys in his car..........The AAA man then
locked his keys in his truck, and had to call AAA!

This silo hasn't been used for 20 or more years!

Instead of chocolate kisses on the pillow,
this hotel leaves chocolate vacuum cleaners!

You're 30 years old, no children...........here's what you do!

I absolutely love this!

Electric graveyard perhaps?

It says "I am not lazy - I am just motovated to do nothing!"

 Thanks Klaus!










His daughter bought a cheap plastic telescope, and asked her Dad to find a planet.
To humour her he tried, - found Jupiter plus 4 moons! - Result!!!

Dad doing what Dads do!

His Mum puts her iPad in the copier to print recipes!

Damned predictive text!

It took a while!

At the Pharmacy - the story of a wild night out!

Dear young lady, whatever you do - don't turn round!

William Shatner is on form!

Oh! S*it!

How about..........a trailer on a trailer on a trailer on a trailer!!!

We are informed that Spring has just arrived in Canada!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!








An exercise in futility!

Keep your heads down yachties - Lightning just loves water!

Harwich Weather for Friday

After a chilly start, a fine and dry day for most with sunshine. Small chance of an isolated light shower by the afternoon. Maximum temperature 13 deg C.

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

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Cheers!


Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, April Showers today, dodging in and out. Elderly neighbour to hospital for tests and Xray, walked dog in between showers. Now it is time for more pictorial fun just for you!

Frozen peas in a "P"

Great talent, rather long, suggest you start at 1 min 16

How low can you go?

Mannquins being "Cool"!

Elizabeth Hurley at 50 - the new 30!

Angiagram showing vein damage in the index finger
of a Yoyo master!

You know that you are in Arizona when.........

A Hippopotamus fights with a Crocodile for a Wildebeest!

It says "Man's handbag"!

Thanks Klaus











Clever placement sunset at dawn!

The trials of an IT professional

This little girl wanted to be R2D2, so her Mum made this...

Awwwwww!

Wha??????

Good Grafitti!

I cannot do this

I have no idea what this signifies - Ahem!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

After a cold dry start, bright in places, cloud will thicken with scattered showers likely to develop, some drier brighter spells are possible during the afternoon. Maximum temperature 12 deg C.

Thanks Essexweather.com

Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy morning shifting boat to new berth, then lunch with Helen's Sister and Husband. Now I am nodding in front of the screen. I hope that I don't fall off the chair, in which case your blog will come up unfinished! (Not really!)

Meet Cinnamon whirl cat!

Eventually he learns it!

Thanks Klaus!







Eh????

The formula milk is perfect!

Green eyed photobomber!
(At least she shaved her pits!)

I feel like this!

His birthday present, the condom went out of date a year ago!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Right place right time!

Thanks Jamie!










UPS man this is for you!

Extremely clear lake Montana!

It was a wonderful party - but not for everyone!

That look!

From Derek
Thanks Derek - food for thought!







135 people jump off a bridge!

Unicorn Yes......Human Nooooo!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

After a mostly dry start with sunny intervals, showers spreading to most parts of the district through the afternoon, these possibly turning heavy and thundery again for a time. Maximum temperature 10 deg C.

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Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was showery today, had to go to town, bank etc. Home to good news, the boat is now afloat. So happy Old Git will curb his excitement and get on with the job in hand!

UFO? Nah! Just a cloud!

It is told that he failed his test for not looking in the mirror!

Thanks Gloria!








Life is sometimes hard!

Thanks Klaus!











Lookout porthole for the dog!

Small trekking tent? Or camping dog kennel...............you decide!

You weren't listening to Kim!

What a difference a year makes!

Fertility pen!

Science March on Earth Day
(Trump is cutting science budgets!)

Map of America in a Pizza!

He trekked the Grand Canyon - this is his best photo!

In the Pizza Place they were all wearing these T shirts!

More of the Science March!

Well held sir!

Bike v/s Haybale!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A bright, chilly start. Showers will develop later, perhaps with sleet or hail and thunder by the afternoon. Feeling cold in brisk Northerly winds. Maximum temperature 11 deg C.

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Harwich Weather Now

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.