Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The boat is now ready for use, now we need some fine weather! Meanwhile I have scoured the nether regions of the Internet, for even more pictures and clips, with the help of my loyal contributors for which thanks!

Beach Bum!

Not on your sweet life! - Never!

Thanks Klaus!














Not sure where this is,
maybe the original Stargate!

Somewhere in Okahoma a storm approaches......

That's awkward, the bird has laid eggs in the garden shredder!

Swedish High Jumper 1956..........mmmmm!

I was stumped for a slogan for this.........
More beach bums I suppose!

How they train snipers in Russia!

Must be London!

Didn't they do well!

Confusing, any one lock allows it to open!

This was considered very risque when it was made 60 years ago!

Thanks Jamie!











I like "Roaster"!

Theresa looks a tad apprehensive!

Yup! Definitely Illinois!

A Lambo pickup??? Sacrilege!!!

Destroyed the remote.............smug little Bastard!

The New Zealand Police have a Guinea pig as a mascot!

You have my deepest sympathy Rover!

He locked his Mum out of the car - frozen food in the back!

A Likely Tale!

Smart arsed little git...........I can see how that could work though!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!








Did you know that the male seahorse 
carries and gives birth to living young!

Gigantic Whoops!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday




Often cloudy throughout the day with occasional spells of light rain. Locally bright. Brisk or strong North-Easterly winds will make it feel chilly at times. Maximum temperature 12 deg C.
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Harwich Weather Now

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Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another sunny day in Harwich, but with a strong SE wind which was chilly. I was allowed to do the vacuuming today, which is a good thing, it means I will get a pass out for the boat tomorrow! Now for more pictorial fun....

How about buying a vehicle that is guaranteed to crash!

Rowan Atkinson - the early days

I advise that our Cousins do not watch this!!!

Football ground Lofoten Islands!

Balancing stones - Lake Michigan

Carved pencil tip!

This is what is known as a dog day!

Ed Sheeran says it how it should be!

I think I know what they mean, but most likely to be misunderstood!

Just a girl on the Underground with her raven!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

This idea is catching on here too

He had a static shock on the sunroof, see what it did to the dust!

The Old Ones are always the best!

Samuel L being selfied - his look says it all!

JOKES
Thanks Chaps!







How to defy gravity!

Boys chase the girls - even at this age!!!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday



Dry at first with bright or sunny spells, but cloud increasing by the afternoon with scattered showers developing. North-Easterly breeze freshening again through the day. Maximum temperature 15 deg C.
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Harwich Weather Now

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Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Unusually for England, the weather for  this Mayday Bank Holiday weekend is forecast to be good. Today at the Marina, out of the wind it was quite hot. I'm sending this early, as we have friends in tonight and they want to see the
big fight. Now more pictorial fun......

This is not me!
(But sadly it well could be!)

Sheep surfing?

Thanks Geoff!









The question is.....is it really him?

Tree is angry!

At least he confessed!

It worked - nice parking warden!

His boss writes notes on his hand in meetings, he then scans them afterwards!

Knight is into post boxes!

Meeeeeeeowwwww!

In Finland you can buy 1000 beers for 2149.20 Euros!

Way back in the olden days!

This took a minute!

He obvously has no intention of selling this - just drink it!!!

His Mum sent a picture from the spinning circle!

The quickest way!

Thanks Klaus!








 Trollies - Noooooooooo!

Thanks again Klaus!








Harwich Weather for Sunday



A dry morning and often sunny. Becoming cloudier by evening with occasionally moderate rain spreading Eastwards across the district. Strong South-Easterly, but feeling pleasant in early sunshine. Maximum temperature 16 deg C.
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Harwich Weather Now

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Cheers!


Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Nearly finished the boat now, one more morning should complete. I have a pass for tomorrow morning too! So then we can start using it!

Now for more of the same - new funny stuff - just for you!

This Bear cub was brought to the dog rescue by mistake - you can see he had a great time!

Little dear really is helping!!!

Thanks Klaus!







I fear that this is perverted!

IKEA - cruel but ever practical!

I have seen some low things in my life, but here we are looking into the gates of Hell!

Let's go kayaking in Alaska they said - It'll be fun they said!!!

She says she likes it rough! Hmmm - road crash more like!

Must be Canada!

Boys - she says - "Weekend - bring it on!"

Thanks Klaus!








This guy's only claim to fame - he has a frog living in his fence!

Subtle - the sign shows refraction in the tumbler!

I thought that I had seen everything but camel toe panties????

There are smart Huskies and then there are dim Huskies!

This is how Arnie "Cuts the ribbon" at an opening!

My Family in Abergavenny please note........
This was seen in a Welsh convenience store!!!

Motorscootermania!!!!

Health and Safety eat your heart out!

Harwich Weather for Saturday



Another mostly dry day with sunny spells developing and just the odd light shower. Initially light winds will freshen through the day. Feeling warm in the sunshine. Maximum temperature 14 deg C.
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Cheers!


Richard.