Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a good day on the boat today, nearly all the jobs are done now, so I will now stop, and just use it! Here are a few more bits and bobs from my stock of funny stuff - just for you!

Clever camouflage!

Thanks Derek!

Harwich was home to "J" class yachts before WW2
Including the King's yacht Britannia, The speed of these yachts is awe inspiring!

Usually mine!

 Thanks Derek!









Another great truth!

Thanks again Derek!











Must be in the Bible belt!

Oldie but goodee!

Nothing like a good punch up!

An unfired clay head falls in its face, he looks really miffed!

Burn baby burn!

Why not bling up your security tag!

Boys we can all remember one of these!

Oh! Sh*t - did you notice the glasses?

Clever guise, but not totally believeable!

A couple of days ago in the Netherlands it was Liberation day.
Everything stops to remember those who lost their lives

Did anyone mention fake news?

Clever re-enactment!

At Intel they have a components vending machine!

I know what you're thinking, but look closely!

No he's not wearing heels - it's the chair leg!

Susi's Joke
Thanks Susi!







What it's like driving through a twister!

They are trying to breathalise this old guy!

Harwich Weather for Monday



A dry day with broken cloud and sunny intervals, especially through the afternoon. Despite the sunshine a brisk wind will make it feel chilly. Maximum temperature 13 deg C.





Harwich Weather Now

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Cheers!


Richard.

Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Dull day here in Harwich today, grey and windy. They said we would have rain.....we didn't. Now I am poised to dive deep into the nether regions of the Internet to mine more pictorial fun, just for you!

Yay! here comes lunch!

A strange tattoo!

Thanks Bill!











You have our sympathy pal!

Crab on holiday Mexico!

Sewage worker Dhaka Bangladesh
Can there be a worse job......anywhere...ever????

Doughnut anarchy!

Taken literally!

 Thanks Gloria!










It says "The first one home wins......OK.....Arsehole!"

 Thanks Klaus!











New! - A Nicholas Cage suit!

They will give away my house???

The "Invisible church" somewhere in Belgium

Read from left to right!

Reverts to type!

Now here's an idea - Variable heat sauce dispenser!

He said "I'm running away" They said "come back if you need anything"
So he came back and took the cat!

I saw a couple of these in our town a few days back. I am sorry
to say I was offended!

Ali G in full flight!

Spherical dog

I know what they mean, but it's awkward!

More QI Wisdom just for you!





The quickness of the hand deceives the eye - etc!

I never knew that!

Harwich Weather for Saturday



Most likely dry with variable amounts of cloud and brighter spells with winds mostly easing during the afternoon. Maximum temperature 14 deg C.
Thanks Essexweather.com





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Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today is Starwars Day (May the 4th....be with you!) Sorry - had to do that! Now for the fun stuff.......

Her Boss texted her a question while she was on holiday, this was her reply!

I can remember this, my Father-in-Law was among the crew.
The ship was later taken to dock, a new bow section was fitted and she continued on the Harwich Hook v Holland service for many years!

So that the dogs don't get his pizza

They don't spell it like that!

Ha Ha Ha Ha!

Nice!.............but why????

True!

I'm not racist, but this is funny!

An oldie but goodie seen in a bar in Munich!

Know that feeling?

The Cat protects her young!

Can I measure your inside leg sir?

His septic tank looks like Rafiki from the Lion King!

The Devil held back by Gay Power!

Rover roamed into some nice scenery!

Possibly in Copenhagen

Thanks Gloria!







Harwich Weather for Friday



Mainly cloudy with patchy rain at times. Tending to brighten for a while, before further cloud pushes in from the East by the afternoon. Brisk winds once again. Maximum temperature 12 deg C.
Thanks Essexweather.com



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Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Shopped in the rain for elderly Aunt, called at our friendly neighbourhood Electronics shop, and home. Now here's your latest dose of humour which I hope that you will enjoy!

This idiot probably paid a load of money for that!
( It is possible his name is Askew.....)

Nooooooooooooo!

Thanks Klaus










Big Knickers!

Thanks again Klaus








You are sunbeam!

Loveable con artist!

One occasion when a selfie stick is appropriate!

Cleopatra extras resting 1963

There are horsey people and then there are horse mad people!!!

Blackout with a clever twist!

A He Wee for truckers in traffic jams!

The Brits instinctively queue even when there are no lanes!

Yup!

Double entendre!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!









Wow!

Thanks again Derek!







Harwich Weather for Thursday



Another cloudy day with further showers, although many parts will stay dry. The cold Easterly wind will persist. Maximum temperature 12 deg C.
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Harwich Weather Now

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Cheers!


Richard.