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Thursday, 11 May 2017

Thursday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, The weather man keeps warning of rain - still no rain! Maybe tonight, the ground is very dry! For you tonight more pictorial stuff which I hope will keep you amused!







Dianne Abbott's new police force - only £300,000 pa!




Amazing footage of an eagle hunting - he doesn't have it all his own way!



Thanks Derek!









Keeping up with the Joneses - with a twist!


Thanks Klaus!








A nice way of giving a bollocking!












Nature's cable tidy!












Ah! We're at Walmart again, this one must be in Alabama!











How to Snapchat your duck!











Good Advice at Uni!











New statue of King Arthur at Tintagel
Cornwall











The sort of visitor you might receive if you live in Conneticut!












Dad looks in to daughter's bedroom "It's OK Dad it's a hair curler" - !!!












OK we all fell for it!

 Thanks Derek!










Love the Cousin's slogans!












As you do!










In France this house is believed to have been built in the 13th Century!











Can you, like me - see irony here!











Just opened - I will be first in the queue!

 Thanks Jules (In Canada)










A man's perspective on bees!
 Thanks Robert!










Another Great Truth!

Thanks Stanley!







John's Joke
Thanks John!








Very inventive!










It's a trick!!!


Thanks for both Klaus!








Harwich Weather for Friday










Rather cloudy at first with a few lingering showers. Brighter by the afternoon, but with further scattered showers, these perhaps turning locally heavy again with a risk of thunder. Still feeling warm. Maximum temperature 18 deg C.
Thanks Essexweather.com



Harwich Weather Now








Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Wednesday, 10 May 2017

Wednesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was another great day in Harwich today. Went to Colchester to buy paint, then home again to slap it on. Now ferreting around for more fun material just for you!






A likely tale!

Thanks Klaus







Oh! She loves herself.....rather hoped she would be stung by some hot fat, but no! - Unfortunately!!!



Thanks Klaus!










Tee Hee!


Thanks Gloria!










The designers didn't think this one through!












Boofles will be in hot water when he gets home!











Dragging that tree into the house has exhausted him!












This cloud looks like Concorde!











Only one thing to say...WTF!!!












The Second Coming!












Can't decide - is this a toilet with a very high throughput - or a very cheap curtain?












Good old refraction - again!











The New Boy...

Thanks Geoff H !










Heavy weight champion perhaps?












If this is true - it's a nice story!











Not much to say - House in Iceland..












Modesto California - and those are not tarspots!!!











New York City gets its first Pitbull Police Dog!












One of the 90% who are cabbages!












Unkind comparison!












Llama Llama ding dong!












The President of Finland with his dog......Er! Sorry Mrs President!












Old story "We don't swim in your toilet - so don't pee in our swimming pool!"










JOKES
Thanks Chaps!







Not the expected result !









With one digger? - Nah!










Harwich Weather for Thursday



A cloudier day, but still occasional sunny spells. Risk of heavy showers during the late afternoon and evening. Feeling warmer than of late. Maximum temperature 16 deg C.
Thanks Essexweather.com





Harwich Weather Now










Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday, 8 May 2017

Monday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Great excitement in Old Git's household today, the steelwork is going up for a loggia on the back of the house....like a giant Meccano set!
Now more pictorial fun for your amusement!






Bugs' philosophy










Stunning visualisation of air traffic over Europe


Thanks Klaus!










First day of term at Uni..............Last day of term at Uni!!!











A Thai man introduces his son to his elephant..













Remember the Clangers?












We have all been here!











I don't know if this is clever or obsessive, this guy's
personal plate is the hex code for his car's paint colour!!!












Ouch!!!











It says "Tell me Angie how long will you muck around with your people?
Sometimes they will give you a big thrashing! "
(Elections coming up!)

Thanks Klaus!










Darned horses, I was stuck behind this one for over half an hour!

Thanks Maurice!










Umbrella street in Portugal












In Russia - now versus later!










It says "At last the tap has been fixed!"

Thanks Robert!









Good luck aubergine!











I didn't know this! - It works!











This pilot sensibly did a quick 360 to avoid a particularly violent storm!











Blue whales are big - compare him with the 75 ft boat!









Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!








Darth Vader gets whipped!











I don't think you really meant to do that!










Harwich Weather for Tuesday


Rather cloudy, but a few bright or sunny spells are possible. Mainly dry, but the odd light shower is possible at first. Feeling a little warmer as winds ease further. Maximum temperature 13 deg C.
Thanks Essexweather.com



Harwich Weather Now









Thanks for caling by!


Cheers!


Richard.