Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another wet and windy day here today. We visited the supermarket for nibbles for tonight as we have friends coming in, hence my early publication tonight...





These 2 lookalikes were thrown out 
of the Winter Olympics yesterday!

Hovis anyone? 

It's 15f and he will only put on long pants when it reaches 0 f !!!

Keep it on!

Yet another truth!

The Canadian reply to SpaceX Heavy!

Meanwhile on Mars!

I am not Motorboating my dear - honestly!

Weasel face swap gone wrong!

At the Fancy Dress Party - he arrived as a Bulldozer!

This Senator is 1 An Opportunist and 2 has a short memory!

On the boardwalk - co-ordinated!

Here we can look at 1 Million Years!

Old M/S Paint still has its' uses!

He's checking out the noisy neighbours!

QI Wisdom (Large)
Sorry I forgot to post for several days!








I think I know what's happening, but!

More weirdness!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Feeling cold despite sunny spells and winds easing. Scattered wintry showers will come along, bringing hail, sleet or snow at times, but no accumulations.

Maximum temperature: 6 deg C 

Wind: North-West 16 mph, gusting 29 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a wet and windy day today, I had to wait until the rain stopped to walk the dog, I got 50 yards down the road, and - you guessed it - it started to rain again! So we came back a bit soggy. No more outings for today, so I fiddled with computer stuff for the rest of the day, and am now ready for publication!

In Japan in the chewing gum they leave little papers to spit the used gum into!

A classic just for you - the Pythons!

This guy is even more OCD than me!

The Ultimatum!

A likely tale!

Look carefully - not what you think - just an inappropriate choice of fonts!

Charlie Chaplin aged 27

His Dad was a copy editor and has a collection of his worn down pencils!

Forlorn hope!

 Thanks Jamie!










Gotcha!

Yet another media man's stupid question!

The Cousin's always come up with a great slogan!

Ice crystals found in Switzerland

In a centuries' time Elon's car is found!

Good old Netflix!

Somebody has too much time on their hands!

Rather bad design on this Coke truck!

Nobody is as cool as this man!

Except perhaps this one!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A frosty start with sunshine, but cloud soon increasing from the West with outbreaks of occasionally moderate rain by early afternoon. Becoming windy, but feeling less cold.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C 

Wind: South-West 17 mph, gusting 37 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a really good day in Old Harwich today, cold but sunny, a thing we haven't seen for days. I hope that you will enjoy my efforts tonight in which I will do my best to amuse!

Her Dad is skipper of a Great Laker
He sent her this!

Perfect accessory!

This ancient Bonsai, survived 2 miles from ground zero of the Hiroshima bomb!

Might work - Android only though!

Mr Joneses Tesla!

It's OK we'll soon get him he's running low on fuel!

What??? No helmets, no safety glasses, no thick foam on the ground,
how on Earth can they survive!!!

Top that!

DIY wiring - to achieve - what?

Thanks Klaus!











His Mum was Amish, but got into trouble having broken off 3 engagements!

And here's why I will never understand them!

Australia in Summer he had eight of these in his house!

This Pyramid scammer mirrored the 20 dollar bills to look like 50s!

This early arachnid found imprisoned in amber.

"You have reached your destination"

In UK many still exist, some from just after WW2!

Amazon used bubble wrap to protect his bubble wrap!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!









How do they do that?

One way to get rid of the little perishers!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Rain clearing through the morning with some bright spells through the rest of the day. It should stay largely dry, although the odd wintry shower possible.

Maximum temperature: 5 deg C 

Wind: North-West 12 mph, gusting 22 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.