Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The forecast said, bright at first, and rain later. It rained in the morning and the sun came out in the afternoon! That's English weather for you! Now for more pictorial fun collected and specially selected just for you!

Little swot!

Thanks Adrian!










Now I am not boasting about the "Fatherland" but the way they do it is the law!
Other nations take note!

Thanks Klaus!










Love pugs!

The Guardian!

Oldie but Goodie!

Children's logic!

This Banksy recently sold for 10 million dollars!
(How apt!)

This building has "Beast Mode" stairs!

Much smarter than you think!

Funny T shirt - worn rather bravely!

Colis in Europe = Carton!

Thanks Robert!












Poo choca mocha!

 Thanks again Robert!











I'm from the South - so I am saying nothing!

Thanks yet again Robert!










His Dad just bought this plot - so he is just trying it out!

Yeah - I'd burn!

Advice in the Uni health room!

Skeleton found with many gold jewels, near the Black Sea!

Lucky Dave!!!

I do not appreciate you looking at me while I am guarding this car!

Give me a B Flat Minor!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A mainly cloudy start with light rain. A few bright spells are possible during the day, but heavy rain will arrive overnight.

Maximum temperature: 15 deg C
Wind: South-East 9 mph, gusting 17 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today is an anniversary, this is edition 2300 of Old Git's Funnies Blog! I started it in 2011, in February if I remember, never thinking that we would still be "At it" eight years later! So I just don't know how long it will continue, but I will do my best while I am able. So please enjoy this one!

ZZZZZZZZZZZ!

She wasn't expecting that!

Thanks Klaus!











I know about that iceberg, not so sure about the rest!

Does he feel pain too?

Try a puffer train next time!

He wasn't expecting that!

It's like Sonar!

Hmmm!

Another Great Truth!

Could cause a riot!

All Sparkly!

Thanks Derek!











Oooh!!!

In Scotland they just passed a law forbidding the smacking of children -
I feel for you Mr President!

Kudos to this chap with one eye, who has adopted this one eyed dog that nobody wanted!

Off to the Rest Home Jeremy?

Just - People on Board!

Addiction can be very strong!

Just a newly married couple and their burning car!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!










Goin' Fishin'

Thanks Klaus!










The Fish did what???

Thanks again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Friday to Sunday

Breezy with rain and showers on Friday, slowly improving. Drier, brighter on Saturday with sunshine and scattered showers. Increasingly cloudy on Sunday with persistent and sometimes heavy rain.
Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support for this
2300th blog!


Cheers!


Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We did the rounds this morning, Health Centre, Post office and Supermarket. PM I helped a friend with his laptop, and now am cobbling together yet another edition of your favourite funny blog!

Made by popping a smoke filled balloon!

Growing up!

Thanks Derek!

This lady was in the first 7up advert, here she is 65 years later!

Oh! Yes! - I was always fishing at his age!

He broke the loo seat - here's how he broke it to his wife!

Only in the Netherlands!

I'm with you your Maj!!!

Thanks Gloria!

This is a Harpy Eagle - big isn't he!

It says "Donald wanted this removed from the Internet, so please don't 

get the idea to share it around!!!"

Thanks Klaus!

It says "Svetlana 17 biathlonist from Russia.

She thinks the doping accusations against Russian Athletes is laughable!"

Thanks again Klaus!

Is this news???

Store them safely!

Thanks Robert!

Spoiled pets!!!

Thanks again Robert!

Oh! Lord today is Oct 2nd!

Thanks yet again Robert!

You couldn't make it up! - or is it fake news?

A comparison!

He definitely is going green!

Thanks Klaus!









Now that's parking a la cool!

Thanks again Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Thursday

Dry and bright through much of the day with light winds and increasing amounts of hazy sunshine. Becoming breezy with rain during the evening, occasionally heavy.

Maximum temperature: 13 deg C
Wind: South-East 14 mph, gusting 25 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

The shadows were already lengthening at 1730 in our garden!


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We took aged neighbour shopping, and it was quite nice, but as it got dark we had a thunderstorm and very heavy rain which even knocked out our satellite TV. Things have thankfully settled down now and I can concentrate on publishing your Funnies!

Certainly don't!

Thanks Robert!









You can see where this is going!

Thanks Klaus!
(It's his birthday today! Happy Birthday Klaus!)













Unwise move chaps!

Those were the days for us!

Understandable - more ephemera!

My mother in law really had one!
(And I hesitate to say that my wife has one too!)

You need to understand Scottish to get this!

Thanks Susi!













Ha Ha Ha!!!

The story of my life!

Another Great Truth!
(Thanks Sooty!)

Thanks David!













The oldest doors in Rome - Cast in bronze for the Emperor Hadrian in 115AD!

Bad idea!!!

Thanks Robert!












Oldie but goodie!

Thanks again Robert!










Could be!

Thanks yet again Robert!










It says "Sh*t the tyre is flat Totally flat? - No only at the bottom!!!"

Thanks again Klaus!











More Scottish humour!

Thanks Susi!








Oh!

Thanks John!








More accidents!

Thanks yet again Klaus!













Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A dry and largely sunny day, though feeling colder despite some lighter winds.

Maximum temperature: 13 deg C
Wind: North 10 mph, gusting 18 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.