Old Git's Funnies

Monday, 7 October 2019

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was a bit iffy, mainly dry but spits and spots later. Had a trip to friends who are kindly donating a chair to our 94 year old neighbour. Now inevitably I am staring at my iMac screen, searching for inspiration. Oh! it has arrived - here we go!........

B & Q Whoops!

I never knew it worked like that!

Thanks Klaus!

Ginger knock anyone?

Hmmm! I don't think I dare make a comment!!!

It's complicated!

Another Great Truth!

Yet another Great Truth!

Can happen, but they are really nice neighbours!

If looks could kill!

Winter is coming!

How about - Norwegian shoe drying machine!

Precursor to a picture from last week..........

Thanks Robert!

Yeah! Playlist.....

Thanks again Robert!

That moment of horror when you wear a penis tiara and you run into Orland Bloom!!!

These twins married twins and each had twins!!!

Helpful notice at the Maize maze!

So - Does that look any better?

Ingenious cow!

The next three are from Klaus - thanks a lot Klaus!

Funny TV Ad!

Thrilling rides anyone?

For the boys....

His memories of the babysitter!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Breezy and predominantly sunny, but some showers spreading eastwards during the afternoon, locally heavy. Feeling pleasantly warm in any sheltered areas. Largely dry and clear during the evening.

Maximum temperature: 16 deg C

Wind: South-West 16 mph, gusting 29 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday, 6 October 2019

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today it was rain rain and more rain! There was flooding at the bottom of our road, but fortunately we were not affected, although I had to go outside and unblock the gutters. Now snug inside, it is time to concoct another edition of your favourite funny blog! Enjoy!

Ratatouille Cosplay!

Another monster from Boston Dynamics - I can imagine him carrying a flame thrower!!!

He has a clever way of scaring off trick or treaters!

I was in the property business for 30 years, and I can tell you that
you can sell anything at any time if the price is right!

Good move!

Dad's spanner is getting a bit old!

Boom Boom!

Another Great Truth!

Thanks Jackie!

They like the warm!

Thanks Jane!

It's Autumn in Central Park

Clever play on words!

Go! Monica! (not the real one of course)!

When Alice said "let's make a silly tableau" - she underestimated how silly!

Papier mache pumpkin heads!

He'll do anything to get into the picture!

I said that all along!

Thanks Jamie!

Julie sings "My Favourite things"!

Oh! No! She's not singing that old thing again!!!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Dry at first. Cloud and rain spreads eastwards during the morning. Some heavy rain at times late afternoon and during the evening before becoming dry overnight.

Maximum temperature: 13 deg C
Wind: South-West 14 mph, gusting 25 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday, 5 October 2019

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I hurt my back yesterday, so I have been walking round like a penguin, wearing our Tens machine which is quite effective. Therefore not much was achieved during the day. I have however been able to stagger to the computer and round up a few more pictures - to keep you going!