Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy people today, aged neighbour to dentist, flying visit to post office, and jewellers. Dodging the showers, we eventually made it home in  the late pm. Now for more of the best fun stuff on the web!

Is this an optical effect or a very strange seal?

Clever morphing!

Thanks Klaus!






It's called marketing!

This pillow is not machine washable!

Possessive aren't we?

Remember Mash???

Temperature time!

Another Great Truth!

You're banned!

I can never be skinny!

Thanks Ann!










Excellent put down!

Thanks Jaini!










I could manage!

Thanks Melissa!










Oh! Dear! Halloween is coming!

Wonders of modern science!

Thanks Robert!










So we have come to this!!!

Thanks again Robert!











Personalised number plates - not for me!

Rhode Island Columbus statue vandalised!
(He really was a nasty man though!)

Here it's called tickling!

Thanks again Klaus!











This has been around for ages, but worth a rerun!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Heavy showers, these most frequent during the afternoon. Windy, especially along the coast. Some sunny spells possible early and late in the day.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C
Wind: South-West 15 mph, gusting 26 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com!


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was shopping day for our 94 year old neighbour. All went well and we were home before midday. Had  lazy pm watching crime TV, and now it is time to dig up a few more treasures for your amusement. Hoping that you find them to your liking!

Definitely guilty!

Little kids have food instinct!

Thanks Klaus!













She wanted a new rug - he bought a pressure washer!

Clever way to tidy up!

Don't worry!

Must be Oz!

That's me at the back telling fortunes!

Model of Antarctica if it didn't have ice!

Nothing to say here!

It says "I've cooked schnitzel sandwiches!

Thanks Klaus!











It says "Those were the days - me on the right!"

Thanks again Klaus!











Meet Stubby!

The Corinth Canal is just a bit tight!

Hmmm!

Must be from the Cousins!

His day job and his dream!

A Joke I Found








Ha Ha Ha!

Thanks Klaus!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves

He has blown it and he knows it!!!

Thanks again Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A wet and breezy start, but drier and brighter conditions will extend erratically east through the afternoon, although rain could linger along the Essex coast. Winds gradually moderating.

Maximum temperature: 15 deg C
Wind: South-East 16 mph, gusting 30 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your support to this old blog!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Another showery day, rather grey and no sun. Herself was at the dentist this morning, plus a visit to the bank and the deli. Now I am staring at the blank canvas again and attempting to conjure up more mirth - just for you!










Must be, he's winking!

Clever, unusual, and just a bit weird!

Thanks Klaus!

There is one who is guilty!

Thanks again Klaus!














There is an inevitability about this!

Do you hate auto correct as much as me?
You can turn it off you know!!!

Ah-Tishoo!

This took a moment!

Exploring corporal's feminine side!

Awwwwwwww!

Thanks Ann!











Depends on your job I guess!

Thanks Derek!










Seen in our dentist's surgery this morning!

The truth from Kids!

Thanks Jamie!










New twist on an old theme!

Thanks John!











Good but unrealistic!

Thanks Robert!











Nice pockets!

Thanks again Robert!










Prefer the duck!

Thanks Rosemary!











If we removed all the stupid people - someone would invent a new kind of stupid!!!

Dear reader, you just can't know how much I hate Windows 10!!!

This may be how the human race may be evolving!

Thanks Gloria!













Kool Kat!

Thanks Klaus!










Antarctic whoops!

Thanks again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Cloud slowly breaking to sunny spells, but a few showers, some perhaps on the heavy side by the afternoon. Largely dry, but becoming breezy during the evening.

Maximum temperature: 15 deg C
Wind: South 12 mph, gusting 22 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com

The view from my weather cam this evening


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.