Old Git's Funnies

Sunday, 26 July 2020

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a"Not too bad" sort of day today, sunshine but clouds bubbling up. It tried to rain, but only felt a few drops! Anyway, now it's time to delve once again to the nether regions for the Internet to try to find the latest fun stuff - just for you!

Is that me in the mirror?

Thanks Ann!

Timeless!

Get it? Eh???

Not any time soon!

Thanks Geoff!

Too true!

Thanks Hazel!

Tee Hee!

Thanks Pete!

He seems pleased!

Thanks again Pete!

Sounds like the Cabinet!

This one's even bigger than yesterday!

Consolation prize?

Wow!

Not Pizza Hut - but Pizza Hat!

I hope it has a one way valve!

Chianti and Farva Beans no doubt!

One would need rather a lot of chips with him!

Clever marketing!

Happy Juxtaposition!

Sometimes it seems forever!

Going that last mile!

Don't forget it is now!

Not very green - but I want one!

Poor lad!

Sweet Nothings!

Love the Cousins' slogans!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Sorry Boys - only one tonight!

He isn't in a very good mood today!

Not as grumpy as him though!

Harwich Weather for Monday

A cloudy morning with showery outbreaks of rain. A few bright or sunny spells early afternoon before the risk of rain returns by evening.

Temperature: 20°C (Inland) | 21°C (Coast)

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 05:11 | Sunset: 20:58

Moonrise: 12:18 | Moonset: 23:52

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Friday, 24 July 2020

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, it was another cloudy but very warm and humid day. Visited the Pharmacy for our regular medication, and had a meeting with lawyers. Now once again it is that time when I attempt to make you laugh - Ha Ha Ha!

How about a Corgi massage?

As of today we shall have to do something like this!

Thanks Derek

Topical if nothing else!

Another Great Truth!

Meet the American Bald Eagle!

is it a boat is it a plane? Whatever it is it must come from South East Asia!

Maybe it looks cool but I think it will probably kill you!

Meanwhile on a normal day in Walmart! Oh! Lordy!

Model with Washing machine - Ghana!

There must be a story here!

Call that a knife? This is a knife!

The consequence was........

Babushka v/s Matryoshka!

Now that's initiative!

As of today even Dinosaurs have to wear them!

Photobombed by a minnow!

From the cradle to the grave we are programmed for this!!!

Yes and do more that $150 damage to your car!

The Victorians can teach us a thing or two!

It's not a drive in Macdonalds!!!

How is it that I suspect that this is in the States?

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!

For the Boys!

Balcon with Arrogance!

Nothing to say here!!!

CD Player - Auto Changer!

Thanks Klaus!

How to Hula Hula!

Thanks Klaus!

Jethro as always!

Thanks Derek!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Mostly cloudy with outbreaks of showery rain. A few heavier bursts late morning, perhaps thundery. Drier during the afternoon with a few bright or sunny spells.
Temperature: 20°C (Inland) | 21°C (Coast)
Astronomical Conditions
Sunrise: 05:08 | Sunset: 21:01
Moonrise: 09:33 | Moonset: 23:14
Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your support as ever!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday, 22 July 2020

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Sombre mood today, our 95 year old neighbour died in the early hours. I will however have a go at making you smile!

No he does not like flip flops!!!