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Monday, 9 November 2020

Monday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, Sorry for being self indulgent but today is our 52nd wedding anniversary! Same wife - same house! So I am a bit on the drag, and I will try to entertain as normal, and I hope that you will enjoy that which I have excavated from the morass!








I am wondering if he knows what it means!











The very first music cassette we bought was Simon and Garfunkel - this is a cover.












Yes freaky!


Thanks Robert!










A test for you!


Thanks again Robert!












Appropriate at this time!


Thanks yet again Robert!











No words!












Innuendo doesn't work!













Towser has a snoop hole!











Would Sir like to try a smaller size?












Too many guns in America........yet again!!!












Sliced Pug and Bread!












The Arabs stripped the marble facing off the pyramids to build mosques -
 oh and a small person!












No it isn't Sherlock - it's a pile of gloves!












In amongst his salt he found a mega crystal!












Clever Finns - they put a mask on their baker!











I am hoping that he's stuffed if not look away now!












Love conquers all - even if you have no arms
 and you're in a wheelie bin!












Warholesque drum kit!












In the vending machine the M & Ms appear to be past their sell by date!













Accusation!











Colourful Temple!












It's just a steam iron............Hang on!











In the flood there's a way to beat the bus!












I like improvisation!











Unusual sculpture!











Fake but Ha Ha Ha!











Eee Harrr!











For the Girls!

Just for a change - how about this!
















Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A dull start with mist, fog and drizzle for many. Slowly becoming brighter through the day with some sunshine for the afternoon. Feeling very mild in southerly winds.

Temperature: 14°C (Inland) | 14°C (Coast)

Astronomical Conditions
Sunrise: 07:05 | Sunset: 16:18

Moonrise: 23:59 | Moonset: 14:23

Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers! 


Richard.
















Sunday, 8 November 2020

Sunday's Funnies


Dear Family and Friends, The seafront today was wonderful, calm sea, and warm sun, in fact by the time I arrived home I was hot! We had a quiet day, watched the Remembrance service on TV, and were not very productive PM. Now for more heavily filtered fun, steering towards what I think is funny - I hope you do too!




Fidgety child!






Fun at the concert!













In case you ever wondered - this is where your funny blog comes from
 - Old Git Central!











Single to the zoo please!











Photobomb the bride!












Must be a Simpsons fan!











Tibbles "Who are you looking at!"












Taken out of context - perhaps a proctologist's test device!
(Or maybe just a lucky dip!!!)











Not much to say - possibly Siberia!











Pray it's a phone cable not mains electricity!











They don't care if there's food!












Love the Cousins' slogans!











Towser realises he isn't the centre of attention here!












Waaah! There's a bull on my piano!
(You hum it I'll play it!)











Giddy up goat!











Ever so slightly ostentatious bannister!













She wasn't expecting that!











They were trying to stop Tibbles doing poos in the bathroom!












Not a day to destroy!












Behind you!












The Precious!











Lame M.I.L joke!












Instagram / Reality












Instagram / Reality 2











For the Boys!


Sorry! Only a brace of Balcons tonight chaps!






























Sorry - there are loads about
But couldn't resist!












Well done Mr President Elect!














Harwich Weather for Monday

Another mild day with largely cloudy skies. A scattering of showers are possible, although many places will be dry. Light southerly winds.

Temperature: 15°C (Inland) | 16°C (Coast)

Astronomical Conditions
Sunrise: 07:03 | Sunset: 16:19

Moonrise: 22:45 | Moonset: 13:56

Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers! 


Richard.