Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was a mix of clouds and sun, the best in the afternoon. I had some good news, our boat is back in the water, and we hope to collect her tomorrow and bring her back to our home berth at Walton. Now for a few more bits and bobs that I hope will make you smile!

Sadly long gone but at the top when we were young!

Oh! Dear!

Thanks Hazel!

Faintly evil - Ha!

Cheshire???

Not your best side!

No choice!

A virtue!

Works doesn't it?

3 ages of man!

Defying Gravity!

Smile!!!

I am pretty sure that column is Doric!

The Ensign looks like British, but is defaced so is very likely the Cayman islands or some such!

Tax Evaders!!!

After Towser was clipped - he was half the dog he was before!

Tonight's puzzle - how many Dalmatians???

Stating the obvious!

The old old story!

This is Germany and no he isn't standing in them!

It is too!

Health and safety? - Nah!

Inside someone's head!

Inside she's quite nice!

Natural reaction!

Just to avoid it!

 Just - Ta Da!!!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Low clouds, mist and fog soon clear, leaving bright or sunny spells and some showers. These perhaps merge into a longer spell of rain for a time during the afternoon.

Winds: Northerly 5 miles per hour, gusting to 13 miles per hour

Temperature: 12°C (Inland) and 11°C (Coastal)

Sunrise: 5:48 am

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://cruisingwithpanacea.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was sunny until 3pm and then we had rain. I drove to town, the post office and the electronics shop to order a replacement lamp for the bathroom. Such excitement! Now having had a good delve down in the nether regions of the Web, I have succeeded in finding just enough material for a brand new blog - just for you!

         Thanks Andrew!

Back to Holland tonight to see some old friends!

You're not having it!

The next four are from Robert

Thanks Robert!

And we pay for it!

Back to the..........?

The choice is yours!

What would we do without it???

That Nap!!!

Tonight's wisdom!

That's deep!!!

Words from the Master!

I wake up a bit like that!

Pssssssssst!!!

Boom Tish!

Is he looking down the spout of that gun?

If it looks like one, and it sounds like one, it most probably is!

He looks like he paid a high price!

Wait till you're nearly 80 pal!!!

Don't encourage them - they're evil!!!

Therapy!

Meme enhanced stapler!

Awww!

Most will only read the first bit!

Who knew???

If you gave me the wool I could knit one of those1

Loser!

Is he sitting on the eggs?

Robin Williams - sadly missed!

If you were unkind I would say he is two faced!

I want one!

(On second thoughts maybe not!)

Why did they bother to invent hieroglyphics?

Just someone falling over - but rather spectacularly!

Think you're tough eh?

Harwich Weather for Friday

Cloudy and rather wet at first. Turning drier and brighter, with sunny spells for all by the afternoon, but with some heavy showers developing. Occasionally breezy and cool.

Winds: Easterly 11 miles per hour, gusting to 20 miles per hour

Temperature: 12°C (Inland) and 11°C (Coastal)

Sunrise: 5:50 am

Thanks Essexweather.com 

If you enjoy boats and the sea, try my other blog at

https://cruisingwithpanacea.blogspot.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.