Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Sorry we're early today, because I am out with the boys tonight......Thai restaurant.....the Curry beckons! Here are your bits and bobs..

Canadair damps down a burning truck!

Thanks Klaus!

Tour guide - large convex mirror what can go wrong!

Mountain road, powerful car...drifting

Baby discovers his eyebrows - Tee Hee!

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Clever scam!

Yeah! Right!

This is great - I guess it's a paintball gun!

I suppose this is a bank...

That Inception face

Weird - but topical!

Nice legs boys!

Cruel but understandable

Meet the Sellotape Selfie!

Best feeling!

Tally Ho! When to we go?

Joke Central

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

John M's Joke

Thanks Chaps!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

Another decent day with sunny spells. However, more cloud than of late may produce the odd isolated shower towards evening. Maximum temperature 19 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.41 am Pollen and Spore Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I hope that your week has started well, I wasn't so busy today, Goddess was painting a table so I kept a low profile...all the more time to dig up more hopefully amusing stuff..

The Tour de France is coming up - how would you like to be amongst this lot?


How about Led Zeppelin - on a Dulcimer?


More silliness - The Flour Prank



A question of perspective...

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50's idea of a space age car

In desperation - necessity is the mother etc...

Is this the way to the Thunderdome?

(You have to be old to understand this)...

Promises promises

Smartass

Dave - is that you - Dave?

Surfing fail

What?

Must be in the South somewhere!

Happy happeeee!

Joke Central

Bill's Joke

Dick's Joke

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2
Thanks Chaps!

Lithuanian Joke

The shopkeeper took the customer to the Cleaning products section. As usual he was chatting away as they do…”What do you give a woman who wants to clean the floor? – Ariel !”

Well good, “And what do you give a woman who wants to wash clothes? – Ariel”

Well “What do you give a woman who is menstruating? “   Hmmm! What?  “Ariel of course, you can’t shag so she might as well have some work to do! “

Thanks Rita!

The lyrics are risque, but I was surprised at the cool singing!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A bright and warm day with occasional spells of sunshine, especially during the afternoon and evening. Isolated showers are possible later, but the majority of places will remain dry. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.41 am Pollen and Spore Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com!

Hooray! Thanks to you we just passed 79,000 hits!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a quiet day on the computer front, so chores this morning, sitting in the sun for a while this afternoon and trying to find Funny stuff this evening - all for you!

This is silly - but....

No not Tarzan - it's just the cat!

Are you insane? Jump your bike over a Biplane? - Yup!

Another of those - inny outy things!

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Must be a student!

Ew nasty thing!

This is novel! - A mobile poledancer

Yup - it's always the cake!

Love the expressions!

Oh! Mean!

Who is doing what and to whom?

Tee hee!

I thought I was him.........until.....

Oh! That's what SAABs are for!

Joke Central

Derek's Joke 1

Derek's Joke 2

Bill's Joke 1

Bill's Joke 2

Thanks Chaps!

The traffic light

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A dry and bright start with plenty of warm sunshine throughout the morning and early afternoon. Scattered showers developing late in the day. Feeling warm or very warm in light winds. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 30 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Sunrise: 4.40 am Pollen and Spore Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends,  It was a not too bad day today, I did vacuuming chores this morning and the Domestic Goddess was creating in the kitchen. PM I confess we lazed in the sun. Now for Fun Stuff...

On an aircraft carrier, the guys kick the tyres before takeoff!

This is not in English, but it's a great recycling idea!

Clever optical illusion music video

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Bumpy ride!

Arrrrgggggggh!!!

Trendy Coiffeur

Sadly our Cousins can't spell

Oh no dear not in public anyway!

Nice for picnics - until the wind gets up!

More germs in your sink - actually!

Did you ever see a small rat?

We had one like him!

Oh! They do that do they?

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

It will be another fine, warm and often sunny day although some cloud is likely to build during the afternoon. Very high grass and weed pollen levels. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.39 am Pollen and Spore Level: 8 (Very High) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 2 (Low)

Thanks to Essexweather.com!

I can smell the barbecue smoke from here!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Not a bad day, I have been fighting an old laptop most of the day, at the moment it's laptop one, Old Git nil! Now I must do my best to find some good bits for your Funnies!

Thanks Klaus x3 !

Perspective

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Off to the motorcycle - recycling?

The Iron bedstead - boom box cycle

There's a place for you somewhere Sunshine - hang in there!

Arrrrrr!

They left me in here soooooooo !

Yet another alternative mode of transport

This another of my new deliveries, which I shall park in the street opposite my neighbour

Original form of seduction!

Yes you experienced it

Another great truth

Anger management for you matey!

Chocolate usually works!

Sorry no jokes tonight so here's another clip..

Thanks Klaus - again!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Staying fine and warm with further sunny spells across the district. Variable cloud could give an isolated light shower but most areas will stay dry throughout the day. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Sunrise: 4.39 am Pollen and Spore Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 6 (High) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.