Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Not a bad day today, warm but humid. The evening air is very nice, now indoors to try and compose another literary gem - just for you!

This could be me in a couple of years!

These CGI thingys are very clever see what the French did...

I really really wish that I could do this - I can't write for toffee!

Oh! The humiliation!

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Familiar Faces

He asked for mayo top and bottom - here's how he received it...

Would you like fries with that sir?

Fox News - say no more!

Boom Boom!

Nobody likes a smartass!

The Cousins continue to struggle with spelling...

From this - to that....it's an illusion!

A bun is the lowest form of wheat!

Someone peed on the floor - this is how they disguised it!

The ultimate in good taste!

Joke Central

Bill's Joke 1

Bill's Joke 2

Geoff's Joke 1

Geoff's Joke 2
Thanks chaps!

There used to be jokes about Chinese wedding cakes -

Not any more!

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Early cloud and patchy rain will gradually clear to leave a dry and warm day. The best of the sunshine likely during the afternoon and evening. Maximum temperature 23 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 4.57 am Pollen and Spore Level: 6 (High) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low) Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had some heavy showers today 11mm rain in the last 24 hours. This was a mixed blessing, because although I could not go for a walk, I had time to dig up more stuff, just for you!

Thanks Derek - he knows I love fireworks!

A picture of how things have changed in restaurant service!
Thanks Martin!


Wow! Hummingbirds




Here's why they all have crash cameras in Russia!

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I love a guy with a sense of humour!

Hey Sunshine you've more important things to do today!

Richard I think my laptop's overheating....

You don't say!

Must be Walmart....

That Usain - he's a funny guy!

Disaster at the airport!

We used to have one of these in our office.....

it made no difference at all!

You know how it is...a chap gets a boat he really really wants to get it

 home so that he can caress it, but he didn't think this through

Oh! My dear Lord..... not again!

If they got rid of all the idiots etc etc

That's me second left, and guess what - I won!!!

Sorry no jokes so here's another animation

If you never believed in flying carpets....

I think he gets away with it rather well!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Dry and warm with lengthy spells of sunshine throughout the morning. Increasing amounts of high cloud will turn the sunshine hazy during the afternoon, however it will stay dry. Light winds and temperatures reaching highs of 23 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 4.56 am Pollen and Spore Level: 5 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

PS We just passed 82,000 hits!

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a humid sort of day in Paradise today, not a day for hard work, so I kept a low profile! Here are some more petits quelques choses for your amusement...

Ready for some Gospel? - Epic cuteness!

A link from Bill of some very far away places


Tiny Birthday


And for Petrolheads everywhere...






This could just make the back of your knees tingle!

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One might imagine that the tower of Pisa was there just for this...

First I thought it was beach porn - but it isn't!

I hope you've got insurance buddy!

In this house we have World Cup Overload!

Wot? How? Where?

A likely tale!

Yup classy it is!

Really? I mean Really????

How it all began....

The Cousins are a bit weak on the spelling front!

Madam you are a slag!

The Wisdom of the QI Elves

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Generally dry and bright with occasional spells of warm sunshine throughout the morning. Scattered heavy and perhaps thundery showers will once again break out during the afternoon. Turning slightly less humid by evening. Light North-Westerly winds. Maximum temperature 22 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 30 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 4.55 am Pollen and Spore Level: 4 (Moderate) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for your continuing support


Cheers!


Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had monsoon rains early this morning! Fortunately it didn't last too long and the rest of the day was tolerable. Sorry ladies but it's Boy's night in tonight...see below.

This is old but a classic! I love it!

If you show off - it will in my own experience - bite you!

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Your Vitamix is bust - the Rednecks have the remedy!

Not quite the result that was intended

Yes this much!

Hope you have indegestion...

Thanks Gloria!

Reply to his cousin's wedding reception...

Little wonder many of  the Cousins are overweight!

It's a Unicorn! - Oh no it's a seal with a tracker

We've all felt like this!

Just to enhance my in flight experience....

Natural Selection is about to take place!!!

Derek's Joke

Geoff's Joke
Thanks chaps!

Lithuanian Joke

Three rules to keep healthy teeth: 1 twice a day to brush your teeth. 
2 twice a year visit to the dentist. 
3 Do not put the nose where it does not need to go! ...

Thanks Rita!

Warning.....this is

Boy's Night In

Enjoy!

Thanks Bill for this - it's a scream!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A dull start with patches of mist first thing. As brighter conditions develop late morning and into the afternoon, the small risk of a heavy shower. Feeling much warmer, especially in any lengthy spells of sunshine. Maximum temperature 23 degrees Celsius. Rainfall Risk: 25 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm | Lightning Risk: Low | Sunrise: 4.54 am Pollen and Spore Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate) | Pollution Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks to Essexweather.com !

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.