Your Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I have had a day of R & R, after a very busy week. After a bit of pottering in the garden, helping a Danish friend with some English words, we had an orgy of NCIS back to back. Now it is time for me to attempt to produce amusing stuff - just for you!

Meanwhile somewhere in Russia......How did he do that???

Thanks Susi!





Yet another child prodigy...

Thanks Susi - again!




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After his divorce he made it a MAN's bathroom.....
perhaps one of the reasons the divorce happened?

Meanwhile in Walmart - why not take the kitties shopping?

This was billed as a tree with two coloured flowers.

I suspect it's actually two trees, it certainly isn't Photoshopped

Maths - note not Math  !!!

Thanks Gloria

Sensible!

The result of dropping an iPhone into an industrial shredder!

This guy works in a tyre workshop, he has collected this lot from tyres in just a few weeks!

I often have a leek in my bath!

Thanks Mags!

This is your Old Git - most of the time

Wow - that's a hailstone - and a half!

Every Dutch house should have one!

Thanks Robert (F) - Formerly (NL) !

Love the Cousin's slogans!

Know the feeling?

Tee Hee!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

Remember the late great Dave Allen? - One of his classics!

Puzzle!

Now I am cynical about this stuff....if there are extra terrestrials they are so far away

 it seems unlikely that we shall ever meet them, but having looked at this.....

what is the explanation?

Harwich Weather for Saturday!

Mainly dry and very warm with lengthy spells of sunshine, although the odd heavy and thundery shower may develop by evening. Light South-Easterly winds. Maximum temperature 26 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 6 (High) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was busy with computers, but thankfully I've finished all of them now so I can concentrate on the blog and providing your good selves with some more humour...

Clever bit of dubbing!

In case you're wondering - that's not me....

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The rich oligarch, this starts funny and ends - a bit sinister!

The cops help this lad look sharp for his first day at Hich School

Love the Cousin's slogans - this one is very apt!

Mum's not well, Dad takes charge - Oh! dear, it's a very long time since can openers were used!

The Aircon man takes a quick nap!

Another truth!

Vlad looks cool being televised in a mini sub!

Hang on - they've gone a bit adrift with the blokes tackle!

Marry another one?

Thanks Derek!

A bit sick, and non kosher - still funny though!

Thanks Gloria!

Helen - this is for you!

(I have permission to post this!)

Thanks Gloria 2 !

It says "bee urinating" - I think he's just about to light his afterburner!

Sadistic alarm clock!

You've heard of street art - this one's runway art!

Told you the Cousins can't spell

"Are you sure that headline's right? Hell print it anyway!"

Gloria - just for you!

Thanks Mags!

Clever marketing!

Seen in the Loo at an engineering works

I suppose it was inevitable - eventually!

Another truth!!!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

If you don't like swearing - don't watch this...

Still funny though!

Harwich Weather for Friday

A generally cloudy start with patchy rain at times, but sunny spells developing. The best of the dry, bright weather during the afternoon and early evening. Feeling warm and humid. Maximum temperature 24 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 15 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for your support - as ever! Cheers! Richard.

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Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, My apologies, I have had a very hectic day, Computers 1 Old Git 0 ! So it's a mini micro blog tonight - just pictures. BTW we just, thanks to you passed 141,000 hits!

We're back South of the Mason Dixon......

and Billy-Bob seems to have missed the point!

What the Google Streetview car saw on the edge of the Red Light District

Always the Bridesmaid - never the Bride!

Well we all know that moment when.....

Now you've seen it for real!

Are we in the Deep South again?

This is why the Asians are taking over the World !

Sensitivity

I have my wife's permission to post this!

Thanks Gloria!

Well we've reached it at last

In Venezuela, it's cheaper to hold your food with a banknote than a tissue!

This is what happens at the office when a pipe on the sprinkler system ruptures!

Now you know!

Thanks Mags!

Timelapse of Humming birds visiting a feeder

Bubba wasn't looking where he was going - 

apt T shirt!

I was unaware that they did Ladies' and Gent's sink plungers!

No you can say that today you saw a lizard in Kinky Boots!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A good deal of cloud at first which will produce the odd outbreak of rain in places. There will be some sunny intervals developing by the afternoon and it will be rather warm and humid. Maximum temperature 21 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 70 % | Rainfall Amount: 2-3 mm Pollen Level: 3 (Moderate) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate)

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.