Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We were busy bees today, essential shopping first, then the continuing Windows 10 saga, for some it goes well for others ahem! So now it behoves me to try yet again to dig up some funny stuff - just for you!

From friends just across the sea - the Goose Parade!

I can only say Wow! - And they let him go!

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This little girl asked for the biggest Cinnabon they had!
The look on her face is priceless!

30 years ago - even I felt cool!

Their lakeside Wedding happened to be next door to the film set of Vikings

 - you can guess what ensued!

He's really extracting the urine!

Gypsy Rose Lee....

Thanks Gloria!

The true meaning of "Free"

There is a Volksbottom............I mean Volkswagen!

Maybe photoshopped - but clever anyway!

Thanks Mags!

I believe Fecund is the word.....

Donald Trump be very afraid!

Pity Mummy doesn't have a face!!!

Seems to be Kosher!

Phone for sale......

Yes Love at first sight

For the Guys....................Maria Sharapova

The condensation from this Aircon unit has created a live habitat!

Note the irony!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

The awe inspiring sight of an Airbus A380 applying reverse thrust on a very wet runway

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Cloudy and windy with outbreaks of occasionally heavy rain. Gradually becoming dry, less windy and eventually brighter from the West through the afternoon. Maximum temperature 20 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 7-12 mm Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Funnies for the New Week

Dear Family and Friends, It was Monsoon time today, 36mm in the last 24 hours - that's 1.5 inches on old money. We couldn't go out so more time to play around with the blog - hoping that you enjoy the results....

If you don't like smutty euphemisms - please look the other way!

Thanks Derek and Geoff! - Your offerings arrived simultaneously!











This is odd - but quite convincing!

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Managing Agents have their problems....

Rover photobombs the family picture!

Ha Ha - try ours!!!

Certainly true in our house!

Aww! Baby Zebra rescured by Rhino

Wow! That must have been one hell of a laser!!!

Gold recycled from computer components

(Believe me it would take one hell of a lot 

of old bits to obtain this amount of gold!)

Tee Hee, I suspect this was planned for the picture!

PC Plod is at it again!

Oh! Lordy - The Apocalypse starts here!!!!

Crafty little s*ds!

There appears to be a rebel in the art class!

The boss notices that the apprentice is taking an unhealthy interest in the vacuum cleaner!

OK guys whatever you want - but it is actually a deodorant!

Arthur's Joke

Thanks Arthur!

Ooh! Ar! Fisherman Jed sniffs the sea air.......

Wizdom from the QI Elves

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Dry and bright for much of the morning with sunny intervals. Increasing cloud from early afternoon heralds the arrival of further heavy rain and strengthening winds. Still rather cool with maximum temperatures of 19 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 90 % | Rainfall Amount: 2-4 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, No blog yesterday, Elderly neighbour with sickness bug, in A & E for six hours, not home till nearly midnight! All well she's home now all OK, but no blog....So here's my rendition for tonight hoping very much that you like it!

They sail out on the Ocean and play to......guess who?

How not to entertain your kiddy!

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Now here's a UPS man with a brain!

A playpen to keep baby out!

Law enforcement comes in many shapes and sizes!

Ha Ha! He forgot the maker's tag!

Must be Canada!

Here we see Mother Bobcat nursing her babies

Urinal Philosophy...............note tha lovely green grout!

A sad indictment on our times!

A man and his parrot go walkies!

We recently visited friends in the Netherlands,

The Goddess bought a few essentials......

(I do not have permission to put this on.....)

The Iceberg's mother melted, so he's turned his efforts to prevent global warming!

Oh!  and by the way - Planking is back!

No not the end of the world!

A mountain on fire near Tucson Arizona

Now if you really hate people - this is the ideal residence for you!

Chemist's Joke

Thanks Martin!

What do you mean weird - it's only a space helmet with built - in fishbowl....

She was walking with her best friend, but their shadow looks like a gorilla!

Nothing needs to be said here!

Thanks Robert!

Whoops Granny put it in upside down!

My parents wouldn't have any idea what these words mean!!!

I can only say - Wow!

I'm thinking to myself.......shall I let the humans have a cooling swim?........

Nah!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

You shall not look!

The Man Kiss!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Cloudy with outbreaks of rain, becoming heavy and persistent, then giving way to thundery showers for the afternoon. Windy and feeling cool throughout the day. Strong winds and showers easing overnight into Tuesday. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 12-19 mm Pollen Level: 2 (Low) | UV Level: 2 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks as always for your continuing support!

Cheers!

Richard.