Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We are back from our visit to Bournemouth, where we had a great time! While we were away, thanks to you we passed 144,000 hits on our site!

This issue may be a bit muddled as I am doing it in haste, for which apologies, all will be back to normal tomorrow.....

Here you don't need to go fishin to go fishin!

Thanks Klaus!





Snack anyone?

Thanks Klaus Nochmals!




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Seen outside a US hospital

Submissive cop!

Real Woman!

Oh! There is one!

Moment frozen perfectly in time

as his siter fell out of the hammock!

A Lego spaceman floating weightless photo by a real spaceman on the ISS

This may well be the story of my life!

Seen in a German toilet....

Too many guns in the US, they are even making glasses with embedded bullets!

Not going at all well!

How about a Work of art cycle?

Middle class rebellion!

He works in a porn shop and reckons this is his best window display ever!

The kids found a dinosaur in the forest

His Mum is something else!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

Another Child Prodigy

Thanks Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

The strong winds and rain clear by mid-morning then it brightens up with some sunshine. Winds ease further during the afternoon to leave a pleasant end to the day. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 70 % | Rainfall Amount: 1-3 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, First, thanks to you we just passed 143,000 hits on the blog! Second, no more funnies for the moment, we are taking a short break. Hopefully we shall be firing on all cylinders, on or around the 14th....

Dogs and Farts...

Outside the Mall...........Wooooooooooh!

Thanks Martin!






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Confused???

Japanese straw tyrannosaurus - nuff said!

Pygmy hamster - online!

Not very well Photoshopped, but ........I'm sure the Pope would smile!

Adam speaks on "Last Leg"

Introduction - read the footnote!

Only in China - Engrish

He's enjoying it - even if she isn't!

Wifey's watching you!

If I was a cynic - I would say that this is somewhat pointless!

Welpen - Attacke
(Puppy Attack)

Thanks Klaus!






Geoff's Joke
Thanks Geoff!








Harwich Weather for Saturday

After a cloudy start with patchy light rain, it should turn brighter. Sunny spells developing through the day, the best of these likely later. Winds light North-Westerly, but feeling rather cool once again. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 5 (Moderate)

 Thanks Essexweather.com







Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It's another very mixed day, with sunshine and heavy showers. Helped elderly aunt with shopping a etc, and am now working on son's computer, I hope that I can find more original funny material for your viewing pleasure...

If you think it's good to look hard for your girlfriend - think again!

This baby is thinking..........what on earth is this nutcase talking about!

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Considering that Vista finished about 8 years ago - I wonder if this can has a use by date?

Suddenly the plumber chose the short way down from the loft!

My Sister in law runs a hotel, she understands this!

Thanks Susi!

Every day the bartender pours a shot of milk for this guy!

Prophetic in a weird sort of way!

I wouldn't pay a million for it especially with a name like that!

Meanwhile at Walmart, the mother is telling her brood what they can't have...

In Seattle they don't think much of Mr Trump!

He had this wallpaper on his laptop for a long time, he suddenly realises that he's there!

Blair describes his experience of eating a gigantic cake!

What would you like dear?

Oriental awkwardness!

Great picture of WW2 Veterans, sitting opposite themselves, as they fly to drop on D Day 1944

The Photoshoppers are busy, lampooning Mr Trump!

He found his daughter hiding among the bushes!

The Park Ranger saw this after the weekend.

Western civilisation is definitely in decline!!!

Do not even think about it!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

I suppose that this is the Romanian equivalent of Morris Dancing!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Variable cloud with some bright or sunny intervals and some scattered showers, these more likely during the morning when a few heavier ones may occur. Brisk North-Westerly breeze. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 40 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-1 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It is only 113 days until Christmas. I was reminded of this by friends Graham and Co at the Samuel Pepys Restaurant this afternoon..

It was hail, not snow, and we didn't get it here only one mile away!

On with the show..............

Just an ordinary commute on the Underground, until........

Thanks Mags!




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What a way for Fido to travel!!!

Thanks Mags Again!









Remember 70s hairdos? I never had long hair, but this lot all look the same!

No not an alien invader, just a seagull on a glass roof!

It is said if you soak your phone - but in a container of rice..........

No - not cooked Uncle Ben's !

They had a bit of a blow in Washington State a couple of days ago!

Ha ha! In Germany, 280 Million year old salt has a use by date!!!!!

Awkward moment for someone unused to children...

The meaning of life according to this "Star" !

I'm sure you will understand........

if not  "Why do you have boobs on your back? - 

For the same reason you have a dick on your face!"

Whoops number 947 - Cabbage truck crashes near DC

After a heavy storm it has turned the railway into a water feature!

Time Magazine's latest BooBoo!

Dare ya!

I find this a tad creepy!

This is an Owlett. Now we have loads of them in Harwich - in fact they almost run the town!

You know who you are guys!!!

Great idea! But would you use it?

Pity about the bitten nail too!

Yet another witty church slogan!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

More of the same  :-/

Dry with some bright or sunny spells at first, but becoming cloudy at times by the afternoon with scattered showers developing. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 30 % | Rainfall Amount: 0-2 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 1 (Low)

 Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.