Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, it's another nice day in Harwich, and we've been working in the garden. Now with creaking back I have come inside to have another go at finding stuff that will amuse you all. Thanks to you we just passed 145,000 hits on the site!

Sorry - dearth of clips today - so you get bonus pictures...

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This is a Gerulaitisism!

Predictive text is useless if you can't spell at all!

Oh! B*gger I peed on my shoes..........actually this is a toilet used in Brasil!

Webcam..

Worst chat up line ever...

Hammerhead Ta Da moment!

He asked to see an Indian writing - There you go!

Must have been a messy divorce!

I hear that there are Trade Union problems in Caesar's Palace!

Another rip in the space time continuum

In fact don't even think of knocking!

Jolly Norwegian Billionaire!

Meanwhile on her way to the Forum......

Yup! - Took a moment!

Clever upcycling - A bench made from old Macs

These are called Moondrop grapes

Of course - it could be said that is correct if you refer to nobody elses welcome but yours!!!!

Agreed that is very awkward!

Hmmm! Me no Likeee!

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

Arthur's Joke

Thanks Arthur!

Boys - I thought it has been a long time - so here's a new Mancave...

Ladies please avert your gaze!

Fake

Possibly real

Fake

Most definitely fake

Who cares!

Thanks Arthur!

Harwich Weather for Monday

Cloudy with outbreaks of rain gradually spreading Eastwards through the course of the day, giving some locally heavy bursts. Drier conditions will then follow on by evening. Breezy. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 99 % | Rainfall Amount: 3-6 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 1 (Low) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Good evening, did you mention rain? Oh! Yes we had a monsoon this PM!,  It has stopped now, so that I can hear myself think, and can prepare for more pictorial fun - just for you!

Now my Domestic Goddess hates these despite her German roots! - So I'll put it in anyway! Ironically it was sent in by a cousin from Brasil!!!

Thanks Vivian!







I'm not a cook myself, but this looks yummy - sent in by Helen's Dutch Cousin

Thanks Pamela!






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There's only one joke tonight - so you shall have more pictures...






Its says "Saddle the horse It's the Weekend!"

Yes he does doesn't he!

Are his claws in or.......

Yummy!

Just hold this for a moment love!

Ouch!

Thanks Mags!

Ha! Ha!

Thanks Martin!

Modern truism!

Smokin!

I'm jealous now!

Thanks Robert!

Ta Da!

Thanks Robert - again!

I only ever read one computer book - Internet for Dummies in about 1994

I didn't understand it either!

This is a great story!

Thanks Reg!

Hmm! Er - Yes!

Thanks Robert yet again!

Amen to that!

Awww! This little hermit crab found a Toothpaste cap for his house!

The age of chivalry is not past!

Fluffy's on the dish!

Paul's Joke
Thanks Paul!








Intersting development in Helicopters for landing on unstable surfaces

Thanks Musa!







Harwich Weather for Saturday

Once any mist and fog clears, a mostly dry start to the weekend is expected with some sunny spells. There is the risk of a light shower, especially in the afternoon, though most staying dry. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Friday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was somewhat Autumnal day, fresh chilly breeze, but it stayed dry. After taking aged neighbour to the dentist, I had one call out to another neighbour with a computer problem, and now I can get stuck in to the nitty gritty of my day - to try and please you!

Yes - what is he singing?

Thanks Klaus!




New Anti - shoplifting device

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That's a teeny bit harsh your Maj ?

He's got it! I do believe he's got it!

Unfortunate choice Mr Hotelier - imagine walking down there with a hangover!

Fashion in the Far East is English slogans - pity it's Engrish!

Darned Traitor!!!

Screams in 3 - 2 -

From their new apartment they could look down into the crystal clear stream....

Too many guns America!

Piñata of Donald Trump  :-)

She's about to be a tiny bit miffed!

China - I think it's Seven Eleven!

A bit too much attention to detail Legoland!

What a lovely idea! - Especially on long haul flights!!!

That smelly little pine tree......

Maybe the swivel on the spray is stuck!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Froggies feel good!

Thanks Klaus - again!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Some good sunny spells, but scattered heavy showers are likely through the day, perhaps with thunder in places. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 70 % | Rainfall Amount: 2-6 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for your support! Cheers! Richard.!

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