Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was very mixed, a little sun, a few showers, a little computer work, now all finished, so I can apply my tiny mind to finding a few more "Little Gems" for your amusemant.

Meet the Quokka - he likes selfies!

Thanks Carolina! (BR)








He's Skateboarding king!

Thanks Klaus! (D)




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It never takes long to spread across the Internet!

Plonker's Resuscitation kit!

Remember that Husky with the funny face? He's big in Japan!

I'm trying to do the same with the Old Age Pension!!!

 Take 2!!!!

Thanks Gloria! (NL)

I find this a bit Meh!

He made a cushion of his own face for Grandad!

He loves it!

Selfie......when you see it you'll sh*t bricks!

Mancave

(Sorry ladies!)



Just love Streampunk!

Is that Handbag Gucci?

Careful where you sit Dearie there's a brush on the sink!

Oh! Lordy!

I see she's a smoker!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

Wonderful amazing animated art!

Thanks Colin & Mo!

Walk like a winner!

Thanks Mags!

Harwich Weather for Friday

A chilly start, though with plenty of early sunshine. There'll be some patchy cloud around, but all parts of the district will remain dry with sunny spells throughout. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

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Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a day off today, and had a reunion lunch with a group of old friends, some with whom I had been right through school, and later would meet at the local sports club. We had many happy memories together and an excellent meal too!

Now after a short snooze I am psyching myself up  for more Funnies - just for you!

This is novel and very clever!

Thanks Klaus!







This is German, but I'm sure you'll get the idea!

Thanks Klaus!




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He was just a bit disturbed by his girlfriend's almost fanatical 
desire to catch the bride's bouquet!

I would have loved to do this - Ultimate silliness!

OK Boys! I think it's time to take up yoga!

And for the Girls, A bookcase from IKEA that you would love to dust!!!

Thanks Robert!

Calling to buy brake fluid!

Slap Slap Slap Slap......Oooooh!!!

Cruel Child abuse!

Thanks Robert 2!

I am old enough to remember cars with record players, the needle would

jump on a bumpy road!

He won a bet with his boss, the boss retaliated 

by leaving his winnings all in pennies!

It happens everywhere!

Thanks Robert 3! (You've been busy!)

What would health and safety do with this???

People of Walmart, even the customer in front is cringing!

I think this competitor is just about all in!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

We are very proud of our Harwich lifeboats, meet Albert Brown and Atlantic RIB

Thanks Barbara!





I hope that this is for charity!

Thanks Susi!





Harwich Weather for Thursday!

The last of any rain will die away during the morning. Cloud will tend to break with some sunshine for the afternoon. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 35 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks as ever for your support!



Cheers!



Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was monsoon time today 20mm since midnight! I fiddled with my computers this morning, and we succeeded in rushing to the supermarket for basic stores. It eventually dried up around 1800. Now I am about to try and create something which I very much hope will make you giggle or even snigger!

I love making weird things, and I would strive to make something like this, if I had sufficient skill!

This is  a sheepdog with a difference!

Thanks Klaus!









Just spray this on they said, you don't need to rub it in they said!

This is genius - they call it a Barage!

Commensurate with the increasing size of waistlines perhaps

Off to Wonderland 21st Century style!

It says "At this temperature I wish that I was a fish!

Thanks Vivian!

Auf weidersehn Pet!

(Don't they look young now!)

Clever - ish!

Oh! Noooooooooooo! Tomorrow is the first day of Autumn!

Yup - lots of Bullsh*t!

Jailbreak Leech!

The bride wanted a Medieval themed wedding, here's how her Grandad turned up!

Can you imagine spending a large chunk of your hard earned cash on this pile?

It was a put down - but a truth!

This graffito was a philosopher!

Arthur's Joke

Thanks Arthur!

More Wisdom from the QI Elves

All small boys would dream of doing this!

Thanks Klaus!!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Sunny spells during the day, although cloud will increase from the West. Through the evening outbreaks of light rain and drizzle will spread Eastwards. Maximum temperature 18 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 10 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 4 (Moderate) Tanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, After a call out to a neighbour to reinstall his computer, I had a lazy afternoon fiddling with my computer junk - there's always something to do! Now It is raining again, and I am just about to delve into the Dark Side for even more fun stuff - just for you!

I'm not at all sure how he did that!

Meanwhile in Afghanistan

He wanted to be his nephew's Godfather, this is how the family confirmed his wish!

Oh! Dear - Not much to say here, maybe it was the last coffin nail!

Remember Ahmed, the kid who was arrested because he took a clock that he had made into school to impress his teacher? Well look what Microsoft sent him! Well done!

This must be Aussie advertising!

WTF ????

Wow! They are testing a new jet engine........Looks like something from Starwars!

It's difficult being interviewed by Oriental people - when you're Dutch!

OK they said, now you can go to bed and sleep normally - Ha!

When he's older he will learn this Truth!

The caption on this picture said "The Blue Whale's Blowhole looks just like a nose"

Thats because it IS !!!!!!!

JOKES

Thanks Chaps!

More spectacular Whoopses!

Thanks Susi!





Ikea - Look out! There's a new kid on the block!

Thanks Klaus!






Harwich Weather for Tuesday!

Showers or longer spells of rain throughout, sometimes heavy and thundery. Sunny intervals will occur, especially later in the afternoon as the showers become lighter and more isolated. Maximum temperature 15 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 80 % | Rainfall Amount: 7-12 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 2 (Low)  Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for your continuing support! Cheers! Richard.