Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We "did" Colchester today, I called on my old buddies at the Computer Shop, and then we ran the full gamut of....M & S, Waitrose and Tesco. I arrived home with my legs worn down to the knees, but we can now survive a siege! Now I have recovered sufficiently to have a good go at producing a workable blog!

Rolling along the highway, Glenn comes on the radio, what's not to like!

Thanks Vanessa!





As an old Scout, I really really want one of these!

Thanks Jamie!




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Here's how the girls in the office, hide their secret chocolate stash!

You're a family man now my son!

Some of the more intellectual products on sale in Walmart..

As an engineer, he is oblivious to the traffic, while driving his traction engine around the streets!

Bless that caller ID!

Introducing the Dilophosaurus

What a way to go!

Looks beautiful - but deadly!

Agreed!

Thanks Susi and Mags!

Oooh! What a cruel Chip Shop!

Another rip in the Space time continuum!

What is the collective pronoun for  Buddist Monks?

An Om perhaps!!!

On the ferry to Tasmania, it could be that the crew will be dispensing sick bags this trip!

The police rapidly find the source of the distraction that caused the collision!

Oh! Lordy!

The trainee doctors will have their little pranks!

This little girl with her toy rod shows Daddy how it's done!

I'm not too sure what's going on here.....

Thanks Klaus!




Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Any mist or low cloud will clear to leave a dry, breezy day with patchy cloud and sunny spells. Sheltered from the breeze, it will feel warm in the sunshine. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for your continuing support! Cheers! Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another wonderful sunny Autumn day today, the temperature reached a heady 18c! Now I must concentrate on fossicking around the nether regions for a bit more fun stuff with which to entertain you! BTW this blog is number 1034, my how time flies!

How about a bit of animal chums schmalz for starters!

Drones are amazing - in the right hands, but animals do not like them....

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Yes strange isn't it!!!

I could start making Mother-in-Law jokes, but mine's flown off on hers so maybe I shouldn't

Wow!

Hmm! - Always!

Dearly beloved, before we start, perhaps I should tell you about the birds and bees!

Oh! No.............no no no no no no!

Yes that could help under certain situations!

Do as I say - not do as I do!

When I was seven this would have been my ultimate achievement!

Dear friend Neil - this is especially for you!

Yes you've already guessed they're all condoms, but orange ?????

Oldie under a new guise!

John's Joke
Thanks John!





Baby Einstein!

The showering turtle shuffle!

Thanks Mags and Susi!








Harwich Weather for Monday

After a cold start, it will be another dry, fine and warm day with plenty of sunshine. It will be breezy at times during the afternoon. Maximum temperature 16 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate)

 Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Thanks to you good people we just passed 146,000 hits on our funnies blog! Today finished the neighbour's painting job, and am publishing early in anticiation of son and daughter-in-law's visit for Fish and Chips!!!

This is completely insane, but terrific too!

Thanks Geoff!







Guards prank, above average amusing!

Thanks Gloria and Pat!



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I want a kangaroo selfie he said........there ya go!

OK cop we'll go to the next one  :-)

Coque ern ai !

Thanks Colin & Mo!

I'm all for that!

Thanks Jamie!

They said this was amazing - sorry I think it's an architectural nightmare!!!

Hot? - No Sh*t

How to get your pets stoned!

The editor said "Quick!  A headline - any headline"!!!

Seems Legit!

This gentleman just broke his own record for the 100 metres and he's 105 years old!!

Gee thanks Fed Ex.......well hidden!

Find my phone........Great!

Just imagine being an engineer having to often pass through security with your tools!!!

Now let me think which shop could this possibly be................Walmart???

Run Forrest run!

Sorry no jokes tonight - so you get more clips..

Great - if you're young - and - fit...

 

I want one! - Now!

Thanks Susi!





Harwich Weather for Sunday

After mist or fog patches clear, it will be another fine and dry day with plenty of sunny spells. Feeling warm in the sunshine. Maximum temperature 17 degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

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Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, After a hectic morning during which we were painting elderly neighbours bungalow, now collapsed in the computer chair, and will give myself some therapy  - I'm thinking of yogic funnies, I am not optimistic, but I am sure that there are funnies lurking out there somewhere!

Meet the nearly man!

Thanks Klaus!







This is pure schmalz, but hey - it's the Weekend!

Thanks Klaus Nochmals!





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Hardest Word!

Agreed!

 Thanks Derek!





Oh! Dear!

Always read the small print!

Thanks Derek - again!

Halloween looms!

Spotted His Holiness on his way to the White House -

in a Fiat 500 - how's that for product placement!!!

I can't go on!

Thanks Geoff - a Great one!

The pigeon army assembling!

When Timmy the Terrapin is having his tank cleaned, 

they are certain that he can be found!

It took a moment!

Love this!

I love Pugs, but I couldn't eat a whole one!

Even Tech head that I am I couldn't do that!

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!

Know the feeling!

Wednesday was the first day of Autumn,

he spotted this...

Some hopes!!!

Great ploy!

No Question!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

Insane Woodpecker!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

A cool and sunny start with any early mist gradually clearing. Some patchy cloud is likely to develop later, but it should feel pleasant with sunny spells and a light breeze. Maximum temperature 17  degrees Celsius. Chance of Rain: 5 % | Rainfall Amount: 0 mm Pollen Level: 1 (Low) | UV Level: 3 (Moderate) Thanks Essexweather.com Thanks for your continued support! Cheers! Richard.