Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another quiet day in Harwich, which gave me the opportunity to do some ferreting around for more stock in my Funny department. Here is a selection.....

Sometimes in the Gym, it takes a while to get used to the equipment

A case of Karma!

For my daughter - in - law - she will love this!

His kids use his car like this!









Many of a certain age will know....

Keep Back! Keep Back!

This will not end well!

We've all been here at some time!

Beware Power Rangers - she's on her way!

That's modern times for you!

Oh! to be young and inventive!

Good riposte Ottawa!

If pigeons had eyes at the front like us - they would look like this!

Turkeys on the spit!

Thanks Klaus!






They travelled to Monument Valley to admire the view!

The Guerrilla Crochet Gang strikes again

Billy Boy has a "Ta Da" moment - the Pres face palms!

Good neighbours!

We've all been here chaps - "Put it in the basket" through clenched teeth!

Arthur's Joke
Thanks Arthur!








The Beeb are very good at advertising themselves, here's one of their better efforts!

An Awwww! moment under the sea!

Thanks Klaus!







Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Another dry and bright day with frequent intervals of sunshine and temperatures near the average for the time of year. North Westerly winds 6mph, gusting 10mph  Min 1c  Max 12c  Chance of rain 10%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a lazy day today, trying to recuperate my back. So now perched cautiously on the edge of the chair I will attempt once again to entertain!

Some of you will be old enough to remember Morecambe and Wise, they were the best!

Thanks Maureen!







This is very non PC - but I think hilarious!

Thanks Musa!









Believe it or not there's a pig hiding in this picture!

US Firefighters help fight a fire "Over the border" - the start of Trump's fence???

He found this little chap in his seafood salad!

Unusual Occupations

He pushed his head into the snow - the effect is startling!

The Binman didn't have the heart to drop him into the compactor!

Trust your Government? - Ha!

When you buy a dog - be sure to read the assembly instructions first!

The single Mum's babysitter let her down and she was forced to bring baby to the lecture. She became restless so the prof did this for the whole lesson!

The myth unravels!

Only in South Africa!

Hysterical Moccasins

This was done by careful placement of the lightest leaves!

JOKES
Thanks chaps!







Insane Bicycle!

Thanks Matt!






Laugh and the World laughs with you!

Thanks Mo!





Harwich Weather for Monday

Much brighter with plenty of sunshine throughout the day and feeling milder. North Westerly winds 12mph, gusting 18mph  Min 3c  Max 12c Chance of rain 10%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We are early today as we are out tonight. Not much around in the way of clips, so I will try and make up for it with extra pictures.

Smalzy? Yes but it's all there is!

Thanks Klaus!








How about - Rainbow Bagels?

Give me a headline..............any headline!

Cousins! - I think you could have thought of a better slogan than....."Fish Tank" !!!

A puzzle for you....How many girls?

I usually like the Cousins' slogans this one took a minute or two!

Possibly the Best Duck in the whole Internet!

Must have been a Scout - "Be Prepared"

Philosophical thought for the day

I am sure that there is a proportion of our Cousins who really believe in Zombies!

Fossils in a block of marble

I don't believe this - must be photoshopped!

Good selling point - but what if they move out tomorrow?

It appears that bottoms are now more fashionable than boobs!

OK New York - always must be bigger and better - they had a triple rainbow!

NY Cop with his dog on St. Patrick's Day

What's the password?
(It's always "Baked Beans" BTW)

Only in Texas - his house was flooded, so he moved up onto the roof!

They gave me this toy...........now I am acutely ashamed!

Joke





Possibly the famous "Abbey Road"

Thanks Martin!






To Finish - a little group "Seen at the ATM"

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Cloudy and feeling chilly. North Easterly winds 12mph, gusting 18mph  Min 4c  Max 8c  Chance of rain 10%

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Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.