Funnies on Good Friday

Dear Family and Friends, We are having holidays in UK, today through until Monday night. I will try to keep you up to speed with funny stuff, but there's quite a lot going on, so it's possible I might miss the odd day. Anyway I will do my best - just for you!

How was your day the wife said, not bad he said - I changed a lightbulb
If you suffer from vertigo look the other way!

Thanks Bill!











It's impossible to guess what is in store for us with computers. This is a crude demonstration, of what may be coming in the future - 3d computing!

Backpack is not best pleased!

He was chopping logs, dog wanted to stay very close - so they resolved the problem!

Morning blessing!

Thanks Jamie or Craig!






Submarine is so happy!

We must not move until small human wakes up!

Even the thought of it!!!

Thanks Derek!






Clever sounding responses

I think I can see how he managed to buy a Ferrari !!!

The Old Gods have their say!

Mexican Toilet paper!

 ThanksDerek - and John!






Pretending!

 Thanks Robert!






Sign of the time!

 Thanks again Robert!






This Charity shop had so many "50 Shades of Grey" they built a fort with them!

After a year they managed to fill the window!

JOKES
Thanks Chaps!








How to make quicksand!

Baby Elephant throws a tantrum!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Largely cloudy with rain becoming more widespread and persistent through the afternoon and evening. Gale force gusts possible. Southerly winds 22mph, gusting 46mph  Min 6c  Max 12c  Chance of rain 50% rainfall 4mm

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy people today, shopping in the morning, and fighting computers PM. Now relaxing in front of the screen, it's time to go foraging for more pictorial fun - just for you!

The Quebecois are at it again - this a classic!

Thanks Klaus!






Fancy a back massage?

Thanks Klaus again!







This Russian girl is about to be stung!

The Czarist Russian Army had railway cycles!

This is novel - a mouse connected to a phone!

Is that Gollum in your aquarium?

Nice skirt you were almost wearing!

It's Frothy Man!

In the best possible taste!!!

How about this for improvisation?
Beer can selfie stick!

Don't think this to be a coincidence!
Water, Fire, Earth, Wind

The need to know

Thanks Derek!







This is why they wear plastic hats all the time!

Spare a thought for the fans!

Just a snail eating a blade of grass!

He made his girl some cheese cakes - she is eating them -
one bite at a time - Ahhhhhhh!

That James - the Photoshop man is back with more gems!

This believe it or not is David Letterman!

Here's a good idea!

 Thanks Martin!







Sh*tty - but at least they're honest!

This is the Maren Maersk - at 194,849 tons, one of the biggest in the world
Visited Felixstowe and for the first time, and
 all 10 of the biggest cranes worked on her at the same time!

Thanks Pete!

Meanwhile in Yellowstone - something stirs in the hay!

Harwich Weather for Good Friday

Overnight showery rain should have cleared by dawn to leave a generally dry and bright day. South Westerly winds 12mph, gusting 18mph  Min 7c  Max 13c  Chance of rain 15% Thanks Essexweather.com

 

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Dear Family and Friends, We are publishing early as I am out with the boys tonight. Hope there's something to your liking! Enjoy!

His wife offered him sex every day if the antelope escaped from the cheetah

Thanks Gloria!







The Driving test

Thanks again Gloria!









They're cleaning up Sydney!

The ladies went to dinner with........a Pirate!
(Geoff especially for you!)

Hoping Granny puts down an S !

Wrong place wrong time!

Now that's really mean!

The Janitor is not best pleased!

A "Ta Da" moment for the high jump champion!

It says "Burning Fat"!

Thanks Klaus!






It says, At the job interview they asked "What is your special Talent?"

Barak hits Havana!

Oh dear! The thaw has set in!

His stream - is upstream!

Sexy Babe!

Thanks Robert!






The Meerkats commune with his "Satanic Majesty"

That's new - a Barfing sink!

Fred's a cool guy!

Give me a headline! - Any headline!!!

His Hello Kitty face switch was really sinister!

The border between USA and Canada (Facing East)

In Israel it is the festival of Purim, when everyone dresses up and has a big party

Jokes
Thanks Chaps!






Harwich Weather for Thursday

A dry and sunny start, however cloud amounts increasing with outbreaks of moderate rain arriving during the evening and overnight into Friday. South Westerly winds 12mph, gusting 22mph  Min 6c  Max 11c Chance of rain 40%  1mm

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continuing support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I hope that you are all OK! Tonight I seem to have quite a lot of clips and not many pictures so for a change we will have an "All clips Night" Enjoy! Oh! And they will take a while to load...

One of my all time favourites from "Life of Brian"

Remember Dave Allen? He was top of the bill 30 years ago!

Animals in one line!

Thanks Mo!






Japanese Fun!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

The high pressure which has given us the dry and settled conditions over recent weeks will slowly edge away. Still a fair amount of sunshine and feeling mild. South Westerly winds 7mph, gusting 10mph  Min 3c  Max  12c   Chance of rain 15%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.