Old Git's Funnies

Saturday, 2 April 2016

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a good Spring day here today, walking on the promenade was very pleasant. Helped Domestic Goddess in the garden a little bit ,and did an upgrade on my fileserver, so that I can now control the noisy fans. I am publishing early as we have friends in tonight - hope you enjoy ...

Friendly Beluga showing off

How to fix Over - Pious Twits!

This little b*gger pigged out on the bird feeder, - now he's sleeping it off!

At last Walmart, you did something really clever.......

He seems to have taken it rather well when he won this!

Their dog found a load of carrots dumped in the forest

Good child bearing hips!

Meet Ivanka, what the whip's for I have no idea...

Arriving back at his car from the Mall, he found this....

Hmmm! Assessed by whom?

Of course Friday was April 1st

When he Googled for "Smart Gaming Mouse" - this is what came up!

Surprise surprise!

Yet another April fool

Any sudden movement!

Thanks Susi!

No but your bum will bounce up and down!!!

These believe it or not are milk bottles -
looks like the cows are being showered with sh*t!

Riding High!

The education system failed this guy!!!!

You know those little sample pots for testing? - They amassed enough to do this!

This is not exactly a Mancave moment - guys
see what you think, I think they're dead weird, and they are $ 5000!!!

Girlfriend doll

Thanks again Susi!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Much of the district will see another dry day with some sunshine, however the increasing risk of showers by the evening. South Westerly winds 13mph, gusting 21mph Min 8c Max 16c Chance of rain 15%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks once again for your continuing support

Cheers!

Richard.

Friday, 1 April 2016

Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a not too bad sort of a day here in Old Harwich. Had to go to the post, fixed one bad tempered computer, and dozed in front of the TV. So now, must get nose to grindstone to bring you yet again a pictorial and video gem!

Sad to say the great Ronnie Corbett died yesterday. Here in UK he was an icon in the 80s with his oppo Ronnie Barker mad many TV shows - here's one of the best!

Here we have some - almost whoopses!

Thanks Elna!

Another tribute to Ronnie Corbett
- I think you need to be English to get this!

Thanks Neil and other friends!

Google are at it again this time Street view is doing hiking trails
the equipment weighs 50 lbs!

Meet Mr Trudeau PM of Canada

Good 'ol Walmart - they put the Detergent next to the fizzy drinks!

Meet Freda - like the jewellery!

The Talon of a Crowned Eagle - awe inspiring!

Twelve fingers too!

Tee Hee!

Oh Lordy!

In the need of love!

Nursery rhymes......

Thanks Martin!

Donald gets more stick!

Thanks Mo!

Peacock feather under the microscope

Been there!

Thanks Robert!

Boom Boom!

Autonomous cars will soon be here!
(but not quite yet!)

Give it a try!!!

Notice for the inevitable morons!

Possibly true!

Must be an up-market area!

There are dangerous sports - and then there are sports that are DANGEROUS!!!

Thanks Jamie!

A clever way of describing human statistics!

Thanks Andree!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

After a chilly start, a mostly dry and bright day with sunny intervals. Cloud increasing late afternoon with a spell of rain during the evening and overnight into Sunday. South-Easterly winds 12mph, gusting 22mph. Min 4c Max 14c Chance of rain 20%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday, 31 March 2016

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Wow! Today thanks to you we reached a milestone on this blog, we have passed 180,000 hits! I must now renew my efforts to serve up some good fun stuff!