Weekend Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, The Weekend is here, the weatherman says it's a very mixed picture, but that's the wonder old England! So you will have plenty of time to enjoy, those things that I have in store for you!

Please Enjoy!

This is not new, but this guy is funny!

This is good but with very bad language be warned!

Yes it is!

Yet another Great Truth!

 Thanks Gloria!






The World's biggest leek!

Oh! Come on! - For goodness sake!!!!!

I can't mime a slogan for this one!

Thanks Martin & Susi!






Nice slogan
(The boys will know the real meaning!)

Be happy laugh at life!

Trust me these two didn't come from the same family!

Dyslexia rules KO!
(and I should know!)

Thanks Stanley!






It is inevitable - you will be ticketed!

Remember these horrid little things! They are made if I remember
 from potassium iodide , and explode on contact.
This is pure evil!

This cat knows that it is going to be smothered!

What a state to be in!

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!










This is a clever idea syncing Charleston with modern music - it seems to work!

Kite surfing Whoops!

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Overnight rain clearing to leave a mostly dry and sunny day. Small risk of an afternoon shower. South Westerly winds 12mph, gusting 22mph  Min 6c  Max 10c  Chance of rain 95%  Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Hoping your week is going well! Thanks to you good folk we just passed 182,000 hits! Now we shall try to find more fun stuff for your delectation!

Cock your leg? Why not cock both?
Dedicated to my mate Dave (The pug down the road)

The Streaker - with a twist!

Thanks Derek!










Michaelangelbro!

Cosplay re-enactment.... but in London?
Where's the grassy knoll?

Goddess - this is especially for you!
(Hysterectomy cake)

I keep saying no more American election, but this one's good!

How things have changed!

Bubblewrap - the stress reducer!

 Thanks Mags and Susi!






Boinggggg!

He may be a great fun teacher - but he can't teach grammar!

He bought a typewriter at auction, when he opened it........!

Ha Ha - FBI - Ha Ha!

They move amongst us!

That's what Grandads do!

His only claim to fame!

Er....Mr Baker - have you lost anything?

Derek's Jokes
Thanks Derek!








Remember that stupid song about what the fox says?
Here's what he really says!

Harwich Weather for Friday!

Largely dry with spells of sunshine. Showers or longer spells of rain likely overnight into Saturday. South Westerly winds 9mph, gusting 15mph  Min 4c  Max 12c  Chance of rain 30%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Wednesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was very April, sunshine and showers, with very gusty wind, and it felt cold. It's nice and warm in here now, maybe 3 computers are helping! Now for more pictorial amusement - tailored just for you!

You've no doubt heard of the Panama papers, here's a clip from the Simpsons which covers it rather nicely!

This is a total wind up - funny though!

It is a lie!

Thanks Musa!








Their population is about the same as the city of Coventry, and they all seem to be here!
The PM was mentioned in the Panama papers and they are after him!
He resigned shortly afterwards!
(Sorry - it's Iceland!)

The American election, I wasn't going to mention it any more, but.........

I suspect that the dog is behind the bubble!

Way hey!

Topiary is all the thing!

Spring is here - must cut the grass!

This Dolphin is having a ball - on the submarine's compression wave!

I'll bet that this fan is blissfully unaware......

Probably photoshopped, but cute!

Er, pardon?

They had mugs made of themselves at this bar, they left them, and some time later they returned and his drink was served - yup! In his mug!

When in Rome........

Like this!

Robbing the boozer!

A trophy with a slightly inappropriate logo!

I keep telling myself - Dogs never look up!

Blissfully unaware!

His mate - His Holiness!

JOKES
Thanks Chaps!









Look at this very carefully.........wait for it........

This is very surprising!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A greater chance of seeing showers and feeling much cooler in the breeze. Still some pleasant sunshine. Westerly winds 17mph, gusting 28mph  Min 4c  Max 11c

Chance of rain 40%

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.