Friday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, We had a busy day the chaps are making good headway on the remodel of the back garden. I managed a walk early and the sea was calm for a change. Now I have been ferreting around for more material, to maintain the momentum of continuous pictorial fun!

Original yes, inventive yes - for me - nah!

After they fired him they really should have taken the digger keys from him!

This road is used to practice lines !

Aztec Dancer - showing off!

Damn you Lennac!

Mer mer me mer mer!

Nothing to say here!

This BMW key indicates how far you can go with the gas in the tank!

Cheshire Tatt!

He put the cat in the bathroom so he could get on with dinner,
here's the cat's revenge!

Contrived but clever!

On her Mum's 60th Birthday - Mum decided to go as the Creature from
"The Shape of Water"

Seeds to help the bees!

Windows 10 - Ha! - As if you know where you put them!!!

Punchy marketing!

Green and neat idea!

You just wait!

Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!








Oh! My! Lord!

Yes but why???

Harwich Weather for Saturday

Largely dry to start and feeling mild in any brighter spells, turning cloudy through the morning with rain clearing Eastwards, followed by further late sunshine.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C 

Wind: South 15 mph, gusting 26 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Thursday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a fairly productive day, fixed the gas pistons on a kitchen unit, called at the boat to take some engine measurements, and now I am psyching myself up to produce more funny things - just for you!

I don't believe this!

I thought that I had seen everything - I hadn't!!!

Boofles meets his doppelganger!

This stag kept turning up for company with the cats,
so they gave him a bed of his own!

He believes that maybe his lizard murdered someone!

When you have to pay a visit, why not have Arnie guard your seat?

The bonus of being a helper at the animal rescue!

It says "For cold days!"

Thanks Klaus!










Necessity is the mother......etc!

Oh! Bugger!

Sorry this nearly didn't work - I couldn't make it any bigger!

Hmmmm!

Thanks Susi!










The occupier of this room is expected home soon!

Know how you feel pal!

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

This is not a new idea, the Russians had their "Ekranoplans" in the '80s
Cool though!

Harwich Weather for Friday

Starting dry and bright with early spells of sunshine. However, thickening cloud will bring rain to all parts of Essex by the afternoon.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C 

Wind: South-East 10 mph, gusting 21 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your continued support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Shopped in the drizzle for Aunt, and then scuttled indoors for TV pm. Oh! And I caught some brownie points for vacuuming the ground floor! Now more fun stuff - just for you!

Proof that cats are actually liquid!

It may be corny, but I love this stuff!

Messerschmitt, don't see many of those nowadays!

Battery operated - ha!

Swiss army knife eat your heart out!
This was made for the great exhibition in 1851, and has 75 blades!

Mr T tape measure!

Herbie is destined to be a very obese dog!

If he wakes he'll have a heart attack!

Joanne - this one's just for you!

These pigeons on a ledge, look like giants looking at their cars!

One for the boys! Kate Beckinsale at 44!

Contradiction of terms!

I now know that I have reached rock bottom!

American English is making inroads here, " Named for" "Come see us"
and all those "our" words spelled wrongly!!!

Ironman suite for porkies (Like me!)

Derek's Joke
Thanks Derek!









When you try showing off and it bites you!













This magician is so bored with washing up!

Harwich Weather for Thursday

A few spots of rain at first, but also brighter intervals developing. By the afternoon, sunny spells are expected, however showers are also likely, perhaps heavy in places.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C 

Wind: South-West 15 mph, gusting 28 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

My Weather Station Live

That's not the sunset - that's behind us.
 this is the sunset reflected on clouds to the East!

Thanks as ever for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.