Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a good day, the plumber started work on Aunt's toilet, and the builders finished our garden. It rained on and off most of the day, but it was mild and didn't affect the work. Now it is time to dig up a few more ancient relics to wave in your direction - just for laughs!

How about a cup like this?

Another funniest joke from Phil Foster

Amazing whale sculpture!

This has to be Scottish!

Thanks Derek!











His daughter yelled out that she wanted ice cream,
as a result she received this!

Mothering Sunday

Thanks Jaini!











Meet the King Cheetah - a beautiful mutation!

He went to Florida on holiday, and no he wasn't arrested,
the cops were interested in his "Hairkini"!!!

He dropped his bag in Osaka, he went back next morning to look for it
 - and there it was exactly where he left it!

Paddy and Mick!

Thanks Pete!










Goodness gracious!

Gloria's Joke
Thanks Gloria!









Weyhay - get out the sick bags!

Really? must be a Champ!

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Patchy rain or showers should die out from the West by early afternoon, followed by bright or sunny intervals and just a few showers.

Maximum temperature: 10 deg C 

Wind: North-West 8 mph, gusting 17 mph

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Cheers!

Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a showery day. but it didn't deter the guys who continued working in our garden. It looks as if they will finish tomorrow.
Did some small jobs for elderly aunt, before collapsing in the chair for an afternoon of crime - on TV. Now I have found you some pictures.....

Meanwhile at Salisbury football club!

Nobody is as cool as this guy!

Risk assessment!

This is really getting into nature!
(It took me a minute!)

While riding on the bus, this lady mended the seat!

It took a lifetime - but you made it Luke!

True - so very true!

This in a museum is David Bowie's cocaine spoon!
Hmmm! Nuff said!

He is beginning to wonder if his girlfriend is an alien!

I really hope that they are Kosher!

Yes indeed - that is how it works!

By accident or design ???

I love this one!

Lucky chap sitting between Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Thopmson!

Meet Kimiko Nashimoto for 17 years she has been making weird pictures!

In Lithuania the police pull over all women
and give them flowers on International Women's Day!

Boys - This is Michelle Jenneke who is an Australian hurdler..

This is a nodosaur found in Canada,
 it's 110 million years old and even has some skin!

The Boss's mug!

A convincing crow outfit!

Awwwww!

More Wisdom - Just for You!






He thinks you're his Mum!

Another "Ta Da" moment!

Harwich Weather for Monday

A damp day with extensive low cloud and further spells of rain for all parts. Initially light winds, strengthening later.

Maximum temperature: 9 deg C 

Wind: North-East 8 mph, gusting 17 mph

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Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was busy again in our house today, the guys were still sorting the garden, about halfway now. I slipped to the boat for a while, then went to the watchmaker for our old neighbour. Now after a rather large fish and chip dinner, I will do my best to dig up something.

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Snow Krum!

More Walmart madness!

Yes a carpet mouse mat!

Boys how about being the snake?

Awwww! Cute, but I wonder how long it took to get them to sit like this!

I wonder.......

I don't think this was quite the idea!

Tibbles is not best pleased!

Oh! Yes! Very Chintzy!

What makes you think that this was iced by a Russian!

I hope that they put one on the other side too!

You're not thinking straight pal!

She is empowered, she has rights, and she's also a total pain in the arse!!!

Quick work!

You can get textured posters like this very cheap! - Beware of what you wish for!

Champagne cork header!

Not so much a bucking bronco - more a tumbling rider!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Isolated showers at first, before outbreaks of rain spread North-Eastwards. Some afternoon bright spells are possible, but generally remaining dull with low cloud.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C 

Wind: South-East 12 mph, gusting 21 mph

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Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.