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Wednesday, 23 October 2019

Wednesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, We were fairly busy today, a.m. it was Post Office and Health Centre, and p.m. helped friend with printer issues. It was pleasant until late afternoon when the rain returned. Now for more fun - just for you!







He just bought this cushion - I wonder why!














Two for the price of one!



















Must be in Yorkshire!













Love the Cousins' Slogans!












Another Great Truth!












We were always warned by Grandma!













The Evil Ply Faced Particle Board
(reminds me of my mother - law!)












Meet the African Fish Eagle












You are joking - NO ?












I suppose there is a point here!












Gal Gadot (Wonder Woman) training!












Ah! - Good evening officers!!!


Thanks Gloria!










Don't forget It's at 0200 Sunday - I will wait up specially!


Thanks again Gloria!












You know who you are!

 Thanks Jackie!










They didn't use flip flops in my day!


Thanks Jamie!










Now that IS a Halloween outfit - Horseshoe crab!












I suspect this is a spoof!

Thanks Robert!














Macabre Humour!


Thanks again Robert!











Ha zzzzzzzzzzzHa zzzzzzzzz!


Thanks Klaus!











Fill her up pal!


Thanks again Klaus!










Harwich Weather for Thursday

Early fog lifting through the morning as outbreaks of rain spread North. These clearing during the afternoon with brighter spells following.

Maximum temperature: 13 deg C
Wind: South-West 9 mph, gusting 17 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.










Tuesday, 22 October 2019

Tuesday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, It was a really good day today! High pressure, sunshine and light winds. We took our 94 year old neighbour shopping and then sped off for a boat trip, great fun! Now for more from the best of the best found on the Internet tonight!









And so - after Brexit!



Thanks Gloria!









Meet the budding Flamenco Queen!


Thanks Klaus!















His dog is a puppy, but he is already almost as heavy as the owner!













His Dad has had this laptop for four years and refuses to take the protector off the screen!












This is a memorial to a squirrel that chewed through cables and caused
 a blackout so these students had two days off!












Now here's an idea "Tail Lights"!












This chap converted this typewriter from letters to paint pads so he could type art!


Thanks Ann!










My Oh! My! How times have changed!












Me too!


Thanks again Gloria!










This says "At the Old People's Home, the doctor asked Grandad when was the last time he had had sex. 1945 he said......she said that's a very long time. He said but it's now only 2015!!!"

 Thanks again Klaus!










Dancing in the snow - and why not?










A rioter in Beirut takes a break!








The next four are from Robert
Thanks Robert!




Very Light!












Baby sloths are cute!












Nuff said!












There are many such persons!












Dearie I do believe that you've put your bum on backwards!!!












Oldie but Goodie!












Madam what on earth are you going to do with that knife?













Michelle has a pretty good idea!













Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Cloudy with rain at times during the morning. Drier with sunshine by the afternoon, before further cloud and rain develops during the evening and overnight.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C
Wind: South-East 9 mph, gusting 17 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your continued support!


Cheers!


Richard.











Sunday, 20 October 2019

Sunday's Funnies



Dear Family and Friends, Not a bad day here. Misty first thing, walked as usual, then went to the boat and did a few odd jobs, then home and tidied the garden. Now digging around for more fun material just to keep y'all amused!








Great Danes are Great!



Thanks Ann!










Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?
(Queen song)

















He threw his rattle out of the pram! He found it in this ditch!
(Hang on!................)


Thanks David!










Another way of doing it!












Having a go at Donald - for a change!













We are trying to reduce plastic waste, In S. America they tip their rubbish
 straight into the Amazon!!!












Changing times!











Hmmm! Anti inflamatories don't help much either!













How about I let all your tyres down you arrogant twat!













Now this is cool! A hard hat that looks like a stetson!














Whose a clever boy then?












What on earth???  Apparently not impossible!


Thanks Jamie!










The Joker is looking just a tad bored!












Not always what you hoped for!












This dude seems to have his priorities about right!















Vlad can give you the answer!!!












The traffic guy is in a sober mood today!













Al tells a yarn












Mr Bean is affected!












Harwich Weather for Monday

Outbreaks of rain clearing through the morning. Otherwise, it will be largely dry with sunny spells and just the risk of the odd light shower by the afternoon.

Maximum temperature: 14 deg C
Wind: North 12 mph, gusting 21 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.