Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was aged neighbour to supermarket day. Confusion at the Parkeston roundabout with ambulance and 2 fire engines. Smashed up car, but couldn't see much as I was driving. Fortunately all clear when we returned. The Internet is swamped with Halloween costumes at the moment. I don't like them, but I have picked out a few to amuse. Enjoy!

It says "Ladies Parking"!

I am ashamed to say I cannot do this!

Thanks Klaus!

Serves him right!

Objectifying men!

Gone fishin!

Love the Cousins' Slogans!

That conditioned reflex!

Oldie but goodie - at least 10 years old!

Boozy Tibbles!

Who likes Algebra?

Gosh I am magnificent!

A thing of beauty!

Sick - but I did snigger!

International!

Saturday Night - Sunday Morning

Clever "Tired Mum" costume!

Serves you right for spending 6K on that!!!

Derek's Joke

Derek's Other Joke

Thanks very much Derek!

Speeded up - but very clever!

Thanks again Klaus!

It seems that he isn't looking!

Thanks yet again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Dry and bright with sunny spells developing. Cloud spreads from the South-West overnight with patchy rain by Thursday morning.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C

Wind: East 12 mph, gusting 23 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a nice bright morning again, fresh but with light wind. I walked as usual, and we visited the Health Centre (Routine) and shopped for groceries, last stop the Post Office. Now I have collected a pile of stuff which I hope will amuse!

Polish folks' idea of Halloween costume - 
do they get it ?

Wait for it............!

Thanks Klaus!
















Hears loud swallowing sound!

I can sense irony here!

The Californians are entering the spirit during the power cuts!

There is a reasonable explanation!

And they've blown it again tonight!

In Sweden they have handles for cyclists to hold at the traffic lights!

It says
"Can you cure my troubles?"  "Sorry I don't have enough time in the office!"

Thanks again Klaus!











No not the entrance to Rivendell - it's the Multnomah Falls Oregon!

Don't we all?!!!

Thanks Robert!











Revenge!

Thanks again Robert!












Logical!

Thanks Again Robert!










Yes it does, but wait -
isn't the one on the right Mr Data?

Meet Optimus Prime's New Competition -
Amazon Prime!

Good Boy!

Cosplay on the cheap!

OK! You want to pass?

Thanks Klaus!










Do you think that she's cracking walnuts?

Thanks Again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Tuesday

After a chilly start, sunshine and isolated showers expected. Showers tending to die away later, allowing a patchy grass frost to develop overnight.

Maximum temperature: 11 deg C
Wind: North-East 12 mph, gusting 21 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your support!


Cheers!


Richard.

Sunday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was a good sunny day, but colder with a fresh North wind. I went to the boat and did a few jobs, and then we visited our 94 year old neighbour to reset her clocks to GMT. Struggling a bit with pictures tonight - must be my sense of humour overload! Hope you enjoy them anyway!

Nothing to say here!

Thanks Ann!









Firstly some jolly Paddy music!

Spin off of the modern age!

He nearly had a heart attack until he realised
his wife had left her gloves there to dry!

Interesting juxtaposition!

The old greeneye!

Fortunately our car is simple to change to GMT!

Dicky - Ha!

Thanks again Ann!












Ass to Elbow!

Thanks Derek!











Out Kayaking he saw this - and yes Bryan you are an arsehole!!!

Simple way to avoid confusion between Imperial and Metric!

Necessity is the Mother etc!

Demo for Change in Beirut - they all seem very happy!

Yes! Some Garden Centres had their Christmas displays out in September!!!

Clever Mural, there's supposed to be a hanged man in one of the windows, but I can't see it!

Nothing quite like dancing bears!

Did you know that Uncle Phil is actually younger than Will Smith?

Harwich Weather for Monday

After a chilly start, any frost and fog will lift through the morning, allowing another dry day with lengthy sunny spells.

Maximum temperature: 10 deg C
Wind: North-East 8 mph, gusting 16 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.