Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today was a repeat of yesterday, damp and gloomy. I walked later as it drizzled earlier, then I helped with household chores. Now I have done a little bit of digging, and unearthed a few more fun things which I hope will amuse you!

Baby it's cold outside -

But it's OK in here!

With modern techniques you can do anything!

Thanks Klaus!

Take care!

This was definitely me!

Lover boy!

Thanks Derek!

Those parts!

Thanks Hazel!

Ulterior Motive!

Thanks again Hazel!

Hide your shame!

Thanks Karen!

Like trees in the forest!

Thanks Pete!

Boobs? Not Boobs!

As we haven't seen them lately, so here's a theme - 

People of Walmart

Such Heels!

Yes there is a child in there!

You'll love this - She ate part of the cake 

and at the check out demanded a reduction!!!

Today is Wizard day!

How about diamanté security tags!!!

Looking - unusual in a Tutu!

Her mother was frightened by a satyr!

Shopping can be strenuous let's take a nap!

Your kid has a hissy fit, but the shopping must go on!

It's hot outside, but we have aircon!!!

Not everyone has a Lemur hat!

He's brought his girlfriend - the plastic one that is!

Just taking Quackers for a walk!

No chance pal!

Unicycle plus trolley = Danger!!!

Have you been to the wedding or just about to go!

Ah! Here's the wedding (In store)!

Not really the place to walk your alligator!

They even cater for Transformers!

You couldn't make it up!

Sorry we don't have an S and M department!

I'll say again too many guns in America - 

but at least he's leaving!

I think I'll just plonk my fat bum on the produce!!!

Yes he has just caught a deer in store!!!

I know things are easy going these days but there are limits!

Yes they are Smurfs!

The security man isn't sure "Is that your kid Sir"???

Gender issues???

Derek's Joke

Thanks Derek!

This looks like slavery to me!

Thanks Klaus!

Nooooooooo!

Thanks again Klaus!

Harwich Weather for Wednesday

A dull start for many with a mix of showery rain and patchy drizzle. Rain slowly easing from most parts into the afternoon, and some bright or sunny spells developing.

Temperature: 17°C (Inland) and 18°C (Coastal)

Winds: north-east 9 miles per hour, gusting to 17 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 04:40

Sunset: 21:21

Moonrise: 00:18

Moonset: 10:05

Thanks Essexweather.com

If you are interested in what the weather is like in Dovercourt, you can see my weather station here -

https://www.wunderground.com/dashboard/pws/IHARWI5

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, It was another grey humid day. After my walk by the beach, I collected our prescriptions from the Health Centre, and then took the car to the car wash. I have been cleaning it myself, but today laziness won! I was very pleased with the result the guys made it look like a new car!

Now for your Funnies!

Liking the outfit Hammy!

Now I am very keen on boating, but this I could never do!!!

Another Great Truth!

Banksy goes topical!

Thanks Brian!

Meanwhile down on the farm!

Thanks Derek!

Parp!

Thanks again Derek!

Sniff!

Thanks yet again Derek!

Soliciting means something different here in the UK!

Not so veiled threat!

Now a Mini Theme in notices

Clever use of the meme guy!

Er - Reward???

That's a promise!

Mean reposte!

Loving the Cousins' slogans!

Sound advice!

A touch of the Tom Sawyer!!!

Now back to normal!

I don't think you thought your selfie through dearie!

LSD!

Oh! Yes, now you're lucky to get a phone triage in 2 weeks!

Look out there's a Beetle about!

Not your day sunshine!!!

Still loving the Cousins' slogans!

Usually when someone tries to cheat!

My friend Mr Otter!

Smooth bastard!

Not what he wants to hear!!!

It's like magic!

Geronimoooooooo!

Yes it is nice - but is is art???

Long Pig!

Giving you confidence to the 30th floor!

She's spotted her!

That little meme girl!

(She's most probably married with kids by now!)

Harwich Weather for Tuesday

A good deal of cloud is expected, but the odd bright or sunny spells cannot be ruled out. Most places dry once early rain and drizzle eases. Temperatures will once again be a little below the seasonal average.

Temperature: 18°C (Inland) and 18°C (Coastal)

Winds: north-east 10 miles per hour, gusting to 20 miles per hour

Astronomical Conditions

Sunrise: 04:39

Sunset: 21:21

Moonrise: 23:59

Moonset: 08:44

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for calling by!

Cheers!

Richard.