Midweek Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Today I was battling my Internet failure. It turned out to be the router, all the lights were on but nobody was home! Now replaced and back in business! Stayed in most of the day to try to get on top of the Man Flu, but the sunshine tempted me out pm for a walk along the shore. Now for your funnies......

Know how you feel!

One has the right to dream!

Thanks Klaus!













Tired of shoveling? Buy a flamethrower!

Nothing to say here!

Glad I never thought of that!

Drunk me!!!

Ha! Ha!

I too can supply such a tool!

Combo Extravaganza!

Engineering every day!

In some Czech Pharmacies they have shampoo and conditioner dispensers,
so you can bring a jar and not produce more plastic waste!

It says "Tell me Grandad in your time you had no Mobiles, Internet, Google, Calculators
 what did you use at school? - My Head!!!

Thanks Klaus!










That's me to a tee!

Meet Macrocilix - a moth that camouflages itself by looking like 2 flies eating bird poo!

Oldie but Goodie!

 Thanks Pete!










Memes are not new, this from the 1930s!

If you make frivolous offers.............!

This gives me cramp, just watching!

Thanks Klaus!











You weren't expecting that!

Thanks again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Thursday

A cold, murky day with showers or longer spells of rain, occasionally heavy. Perhaps drier during the evening.

Maximum temperature: 7 deg C
Wind: South-East 6 mph, gusting 11 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Tuesday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Busy day, aged neighbour to the supermarket, I still have no Broadband and am using my phone as a hotspot - hopefully an engineer will arrive tomorrow. Various odd jobs done for aged neighbour, now I must get stuck in to the job in hand and try to make you titter!

Unfortunate Stereotypes!

Remember these clean - cut lads?

Thanks Klaus!















Memory loss? Join the club!

Good little runner!

I am ashamed to say I could do that!

Way back when!

Yes! Ours had a slated roof and if you looked up you could see the stars!

Oh! Yes!

Hmmm! Even with the cream - not sure!

Another Great Truth!

It's a collective pronoun actually!

Thanks Gloria!










Then and Now eh?

Thanks Klaus!










I had to look twice!

Thanks Robert!










Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Thanks again Robert!












Little Smartass

Thanks Paul!











Dancing in Motogear!

Thanks Klaus!











Diving Leopard - Amazing!

Thanks again Klaus!











Harwich Weather for Wednesday

Chilly to start with sunshine, any fog gradually clearing. Becoming cloudier during the afternoon with scattered showers. Cloudy overnight with outbreaks of rain, heavy in places.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C

Wind: South-West 8 mph, gusting 16 mph

Thanks Essexweather.com

Thanks for your support!

Cheers!

Richard.

Monday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, Sorry I missed yesterday, I have Man Flu......a cold actually, and am feeling sorry for myself! It isn't terminal, and I am sure it will be gone in a few days, meanwhile I am making noises a bit like a sealion!

With the help of my friends here are a few more bits and bobs...








Wonder Woman Cosplay, but this one's
 a 180 lb weightlifter!

Have you been here?

Thanks Derek!









Doh!

Thanks again Derek!












Plain talking!

Nice try pal!

There you go ladies!

Me too chaps!

Poor Paddy!

Thanks Ann!










No - not impossible!

Thanks Derek!











Mean Joker!

Thanks again Derek!












Oldie but Goodie!

Thanks yet again Derek!






Sad but very funny - even the guards are laughing!

Little green eyed demons!

I'll bet she feels really cool. In fact her tattoo says
 Fresh Spring Rolls in Thai!!!

It says "And what did the Plumber say to your tips?"

 Thanks Klaus!












Just Lightning hitting the sea!

Karma!

Oh! The Age in which we live!

Schmalzy? I can give you Schmalzy!

Thanks Klaus!











Meet the singing Zebra!

Thanks again Klaus!












Harwich Weather for Tuesday

Throughout the day, thick cloud will settle in, but it will still remain dry until the afternoon when light showers are expected.

Maximum temperature: 8 deg C
Wind: South-West 15 mph, gusting 26 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for calling by!


Cheers!


Richard.

Saturday's Funnies

Dear Family and Friends, I am publishing early as we are out with friends tonight.It is our 51st Wedding Anniversary today, which is nice. Not so nice is that I have a cold, so I hope it won't spoil the evening........Cough drops at the ready, and maybe a little alcohol will lubricate the tonsils!

Here are a few more pictures just for you!

I must not look down I must not look down......

Some funny adverts from Norway...

She lost her ring, but found it 13 years later round a carrot!

It's called manipulation!

Hmmm!

Thanks Ann!










This old radiator has a pie warming drawer built in!

This is Gary Sinise of CSI New York fame!

If only....!

Thanks Derek!










I will cut you!

He was in the museum and thought...........!

She asked him what sort of Birthday cake he would like -
he said "I don't care"!

Remember this little meme girl from long ago? Well she's grown up now!

Sex toys missing!

Thanks Stuart!











Oldie but Goodie!

Thanks Susi!










Must be near Wimbledon Common!

Thanks again Susi!










Remember Pez???

Thanks yet again Susi!











That's printers for you - I punch them often!

Yet More Wisdom from the QI Elves












To be Master chef you have to be a bit brash!

Severus Snape doesn't care one bit!

Harwich Weather for Sunday

Any patchy rain will soon clear to leave a mainly dry day with sunny spells with only isolated showers.

Maximum temperature: 10 deg C
Wind: North-East 9 mph, gusting 17 mph
Thanks Essexweather.com


Thanks for your support as ever!


Cheers!


Richard.